The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Hainan Noon
Season 5 • 04/05/2001
The U.S. spy plane's mom had already signed a permission slip for it to land in China.
You, Your Health & You - Women's HealthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Every woman should have a biannual internal pelvic exam, which is a fairly simple procedure to perform on yourself.
You, Your Health & You - Focus: SleepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Americans attribute their woeful lack of proper rest to overwork and use the overwork to avoid sex.
Moment of Zen - Giuliani in DragThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mayor Rudy Giuliani dresses in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast.
Mark Your Calendar - AprilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Don't forget to get a little gift for that special electroneurodiagnostician in your life during National Electroneurodiagnostic Week.
Recap - 4/5/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert recaps today's top stories and previews Vance DeGeneres' upcoming report from Muskegon, MI.
Steven WeberThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steven Weber is happy to report that Alan Alda isn't a jerk, unlike so many other people in the entertainment business.
Spy Plane IncidentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Those 24 brave Americans are not hostages, they're temporarily reassigned military personnel enjoying a free-willed deferment.
Back in Black - Planet HealthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Our lessons for the day: don't breathe, don't eat beef, don't pull a plane and, for God's sake, don't fly.
This Just In - Mayoral FixationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mayor Giuliani's art decency committee would have met sooner, but Goody Proctor and Reverend Parris were slowed by mud on the post road.
Headlines - Days of TundraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
Headlines - Hainan NoonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The spy plane incident marks the first foreign policy crisis for the Bush administration, which has so far been marked by its domestic crises.
AnalogyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's ButcherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
Intro - Jon's AbsenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
InterviewThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
Toss to CommericalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
Recap - 4/9/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
Headlines - ZagatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
Paul ReubensThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing SadnessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie
Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.