The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
Season 2 • 05/18/2006
Go out to those proms and watch those nubile young women with your eagle-eyes!
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen and Teddy Roosevelt discuss the origin of the "Rough Riders."
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jonathan Alter
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
The Colbert ReportS2 Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - This Day in Stephen History
On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ted Daeschler
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bears Eat Monkey
Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/18/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to paleontologist Ted Daeschler about fossils, and the U.S. restores diplomatic relations with Libya.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Libya
Now we realize Qaddafi is just a loveable eccentric, kinda like Prince.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stone Phillips
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
The Colbert ReportS2 Helium Balloon Drop
Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
The Colbert ReportS2 The In-Box - 100th Episode
Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Me
Stephen salutes Me; not just himself, but everyone who's proud to refer to themselves as Me.
The Colbert ReportS2 My First 100 Shows: How I Changed The World
After just 100 episodes, The Colbert Report nearly wipes out the North American Grizzly.
The Colbert ReportS2 666
The Colbert Report is the only TV studio taping in the vicinity where everyone gets a Bible.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Graduation
Stephen's advice to college graduates -- move back with your parents, pad your resume, apply for credit cards, don't backpack in Europe, streak the quad and don't graduate.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Military
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
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