The Colbert Report
Low-T & Low-O
Season 9 • 12/04/2012
AndroGel puts men's families at risk, and testosterone nasal spray helps women achieve orgasm.
Moon-Shattering NewsThe Colbert ReportS9
America fell from greatness when milquetoast Dwight D. Eisenhower wimped out on the country's nuclear lunar program.
Tip/Wag - Gay Rights Pioneers & Gun DormsThe Colbert ReportS9
Boeing's blatant devaluing of gay staff is great for the company's bottom line, and college is the time to do shots and get shot.
Ian McKellenThe Colbert ReportS9
An annoying Tolkien super fan knows more about Sir Ian McKellen's character in "The Hobbit" than he does.
The Word - Base InstinctsThe Colbert ReportS9
In the good old bad days of the 80s, Republicans could turn out the suburban white vote simply by showing images of fearsome felons.
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - StingThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen raises the lost Gondolin blade.
Senior Moment - Granny PodsThe Colbert ReportS9
Why should seniors spend time in a cold hospital environment far from their families when they could be in a cold hospital environment within sight of their families?
Martin FreemanThe Colbert ReportS9
Actor Martin Freeman congratulates Stephen on his Tolkien quiz victory and shares his best Bilbo Baggins moment.
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - RivendellThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen smokes his wizardly pipe in Rivendell.
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night TwoThe Colbert ReportS9
Wizardly weed is good for special smoke rings, and guest Martin Freeman plays Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit."
Kate the Great's Morning SicknessThe Colbert ReportS9
Kate Middleton's nausea probably means she'll restrict herself to a bland diet, otherwise known as England food.
Low-T & Low-OThe Colbert ReportS9
An easily spread endocrine toxin boosts men's testosterone levels, while 11% to 41% of women suffer from female orgasmic disorder.
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night ThreeThe Colbert ReportS9
Andy Serkis portrays computer-generated characters like Daniel Day-Lewis, and Denny's creates delicious Middle-earth tributes.
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - One RingThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen employs the magic ring of invisibility.
Andy SerkisThe Colbert ReportS9
Andy Serkis explains the difference between motion and performance capture and does his "impersonation" of Gollum.
Politicos & Paranoid FantasiesThe Colbert ReportS9
Public Policy Polling tries to make Republicans look like conspiracy nuts, and Congress opposes a universally shared value.
The Word - Hire LearningThe Colbert ReportS9
According to a rare bit of journalism in the New York Post, there is a growing trend of parents hiring tutors to do a little more than just toot.
The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week Night FourThe Colbert ReportS9
Peter Jackson requests his Colbert Report interview be released as a trilogy, and Hobbit toenails require maintenance.
Jim DeMint's ResignationThe Colbert ReportS9
Tea Party icon Jim DeMint announces his resignation from the Senate, but which handsome young conservative will South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley appoint to replace him?
Sign Off - The Pundit: Or Colbert and Back Again - Hobbit Week ConcludesThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen bids farewell to Hobbit Week.
Stephen Colbert: Wax On & Wax Off at Madame Tussauds Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Madame Tussauds honors Stephen with a wax likeness, so he visits his future waxy companions in Washington, D.C.
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