The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - The Needle and the Damage Zone
Season 5 • 03/01/2001
Bill Gates causes an earthquake in Seattle.
This Just In - The Buck Slows HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Alan Greenspan sits before the House Financial Services Committee and warns of an economic slowdown.
Bush's SpeechThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon is dismayed when Stephen Colbert critiques President George W. Bush's speech and gives it two thumbs up.
Recap - 2/28/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps tonight's show and mocks President Bush's tax plan.
Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to ReadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush speaks awkwardly about child literacy.
Seattle Earthquake AftermathThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert unveils some exciting riot footage from the Seattle earthquake, but its authenticity is questioned by Jon.
Warren ChristopherThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart interviews Warren Christopher about his book "Chances of a Lifetime" and his life of public service.
Seattle Earthquake DespairThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert is on location in Seattle, Washington after the 6.8 magnitude earthquake, and he is not impressed with the destruction.
Moment of Zen - Earthquake in SeattleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Montage of Seattle's earthquake footage ending with "Baby Got Back."
This Just In - Titus and ChronicusThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A new study that suggests Shakespeare may have smoked pot has some English professors indignant.
Dr. FeelgreatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Great visionary in medicine" Hayes Gilmore is interviewed about his mysterious cure-all: Polycure.
Headlines - The Needle and the Damage ZoneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
An earthquake in Seattle shatters windows and showers bricks onto sidewalks.
Moment of Zen - Vance DeGeneres Nearly FallsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres nearly falls off his skis.
This Just In - TalibannedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Taliban ordered the destruction of all of Afghanistan's pre-Islamic statues.
Martin ShortThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Martin Short is joining the Comedy Central family, which is shocking, because he's talented.
Storm of the Century of the Week - Weather PredicationsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert predicts that the East Coast will definitely have heavy snowfall or light snowfall or freezing rain or dense fog -- or maybe this will all just blow over.
Storm of the Century of the Week- Severe SnowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The National Weather Service sets the East Coast abuzz with threats of a massive winter weather system.
Survivor 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Survivor 2" started off as a charming diversion that showcased the starvation of struggling actors.
Street SkiingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The big East Coast storm was predicted to drop two feet of snow into New York City; so far, we've gotten diddly.
Headlines - Cheney Released From HospitalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
With yet another health scare involving his heart, Vice President Dick Cheney is turning out to be quite the lemon.
High-tech CrashThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Lord Viper Scorpion reports that despite the high-tech crash, people are still using the Internet to communicate.
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