The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/18/12
Season 8 • 04/18/2012
Teachers address abstinence, and Stephen plans to catch Arianna Huffington's attention.
The Colbert ReportS8 GSA Spending Scandal
Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry
Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Dinner Table Pranks
Mitt Romney's private, family dinner table pranks elicit feelings of warmth and electability.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jonah Lehrer
Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation.
The Colbert ReportS8 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington discusses the Huffington Post's Pulitzer Prize and how it differs from Stephen's Peabody Award.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Doomsday Preppers
National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight Kiss
Stephen concludes The Report with a kiss.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Gateway Hug
Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex.
The Colbert ReportS8 Searching for Mr. Right - Mitt Romney & Ohio's Rob Portman
Rick Santorum proves his pro-family credentials by rejecting any partnership with another man -- in this case, Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/18/12
Sex education comes under scrutiny, survivalists create survival lists, and guest Arianna Huffington might share her interview on The Huffington Post.
The Colbert ReportS8 Alpha Dog of the Week - Cory Booker
Cory Booker races into a neighbor's burning house, demonstrating how to neuter big city budgets.
The Colbert ReportS8 Time's 2012 Top 100 Most Influential
Time Magazine includes Stephen on its "100 Most Influential People in the World" list.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust
America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna."
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/19/12
A threat sneaks in from Mexico, an unexpected "good dog" emerges, and guests Tavis Smiley and Cornel West take a poverty bus tour.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tavis Smiley & Cornel West
Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk about their book on American poverty, "The Rich and the Rest of Us."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Time's Top 100
Stephen flips through Time Magazine's "The 100 Most Influential People in the World" issue.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's 4/20 Message
As expected, Stephen will not do a 4/20 show this year.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Picnic Gaffe
Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness.
The Colbert ReportS8 Steve Doocy's Silver Spoon Subtext Reporting
Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it.
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