The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 07/10/2003
Carson Daly has no choice but to get roasted.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Bush, Man Of Africa
President Bush visits Africa to deliver an awkward speech in front of the president of South Africa and may send troops to oust Liberia's brutal Santa Claus of a president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Flag Passing
Donald Rumsfeld and three soldiers take turns passing a flag all the way around their circle.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Franks For The Memories
General Tommy Franks officially steps down at a service with all the pomp and circumstance of a Siegfried and Roy commitment ceremony.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bee White House Uranium Admission
Most people are just happy we've rid the world of Saddam Hussein and the deadly uranium he purchased from Africa.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tomorrow Gary Hart
Jon announces that Gary Hart will be on the show next week.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mark Your Calendar - July
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fool Britannia
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Working Blue
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Atomic Crock
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Carson Daly
Carson gets verbally abused but he's told it's an honor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Notoriously B.I.G.
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Lies of the Machines
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Angelina Jolie
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Meet the Press
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Barbara Walters
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
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