The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition
Season 2 • 06/19/2006
Superman came here after his home planet, Krypton, was destroyed -- most likely by gay marriage.
Michael PollanThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo BayThe Colbert ReportS2
Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
The Word - Lock & LoadThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
Intro - 6/15/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
Biggie-nessThe Colbert ReportS2
Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" PremiereThe Colbert ReportS2
Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
Gustavo ArellanoThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
Bill GatesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
The Word - Risky BusinessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
Intro - 6/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy EditionThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
Bart EhrmanThe Colbert ReportS2
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
Intro - 6/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
Marrying SnakesThe Colbert ReportS2
Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
Stephen Makes it Simple - GovernmentThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
American GoalThe Colbert ReportS2
The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
The Word - Everything Must GoThe Colbert ReportS2
In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
Truthiness CheerThe Colbert ReportS2
America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
Bay BuchananThe Colbert ReportS2
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
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