The Colbert Report

The Final Days of Straight America

Season 9 • 04/29/2013

New Zealand legalizes gay marriage, and the American Left criticizes fans of traditional marriage.

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AP Twitter Hack

A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
04/24/2013
08:21

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Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright

Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
04/25/2013
02:36

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Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber

The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
04/25/2013
06:19

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Gene Robinson

Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
04/25/2013
02:59

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cOlbert's Book Club

"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
04/25/2013
03:59

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Yelp Prison Reviews

One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
04/29/2013
03:26

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The Word - We Shall Undermine

If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
04/29/2013
02:53

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Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare

NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
04/29/2013
00:37

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Intro - 4/29/13

A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
04/29/2013
04:35

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Iggy Pop

An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
04/29/2013
02:06

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The Final Days of Straight America

As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
04/29/2013
05:30

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Evan Spiegel & Bobby Murphy

The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
04/30/2013
06:07

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The Word - Medical Leave

Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
04/30/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Snapchat

Stephen takes a photo destined to disappear.
04/30/2013
00:37

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Intro - 4/30/13

America finds a solution for immigration issues, beer makes big strides, and Snapchat makers Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy share their photo messaging app.
04/30/2013
03:57

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Forced Tank Spending

Congress allocates millions of tax dollars to upgrade the Abrams tank, but General Raymond Odierno says the Army doesn't need or want it.
04/30/2013
04:21

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Thought for Food - Spreadable Sharia & Buddy Cup

A delicious Middle Eastern appetizer creeps onto American plates, and Budweiser develops a beer cup that integrates Facebook.
04/30/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - "The Heist"

Stephen reads about Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's debut album.
05/01/2013
05:17

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The Word - N.R.A.-vana

As grieving families start to win the emotional argument on gun control, Senator Rand Paul reminds America that gun owners have been the real victims.
05/01/2013
05:19

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Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

The independent artists give advice to major music labels and talk about hip-hop's homophobic and misogynistic past.
05/01/2013
02:46

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Over-the-Counter Plan B

America's foremost experts on women's health -- or conservative men in their 60s -- slam the FDA's decision to sell Plan B without a prescription.
05/01/2013
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