The Colbert Report
The Final Days of Straight America
Season 9 • 04/29/2013
New Zealand legalizes gay marriage, and the American Left criticizes fans of traditional marriage.
The Colbert ReportS9 AP Twitter Hack
A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
The Colbert ReportS9 Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gene Robinson
Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
The Colbert ReportS9 cOlbert's Book Club
"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
The Colbert ReportS9 Yelp Prison Reviews
One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - We Shall Undermine
If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/29/13
A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
The Colbert ReportS9 Iggy Pop
An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Final Days of Straight America
As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
The Colbert ReportS9 Evan Spiegel & Bobby Murphy
The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Medical Leave
Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 4/30/13
America finds a solution for immigration issues, beer makes big strides, and Snapchat makers Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy share their photo messaging app.
The Colbert ReportS9 Forced Tank Spending
Congress allocates millions of tax dollars to upgrade the Abrams tank, but General Raymond Odierno says the Army doesn't need or want it.
The Colbert ReportS9 Thought for Food - Spreadable Sharia & Buddy Cup
A delicious Middle Eastern appetizer creeps onto American plates, and Budweiser develops a beer cup that integrates Facebook.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "The Heist"
Stephen reads about Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's debut album.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - N.R.A.-vana
As grieving families start to win the emotional argument on gun control, Senator Rand Paul reminds America that gun owners have been the real victims.
The Colbert ReportS9 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
The independent artists give advice to major music labels and talk about hip-hop's homophobic and misogynistic past.
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