The Colbert Report
Gary England
Season 9 E 143 • 09/04/2013
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.

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05:12
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Timothy Dolan Pt. 1
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
09/03/2013
00:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Intro - 9/3/13
Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan.
09/03/2013
01:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Congressman Dan Kildee talks about running on the populist platform and aligning himself with the 99 percent.
09/03/2013
03:32
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Timothy Dolan Pt. 2
Timothy Cardinal Dolan talks about Pope Francis' views on homosexuality and elaborate clothing.
09/03/2013
07:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Freshman Congressman Dan Kildee thinks lesbian Latinas from Minnesota should have all their rights respected in the workplace.
09/03/2013
04:44
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh - Steve Coll
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Steve Coll details President Obama's "limited military action" plan for Syria.
09/04/2013
00:07
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen spins out of his chair.
09/04/2013
04:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Perfect Polly
A plastic parakeet brings retirees all the joy of owning a real parakeet -- like chirping, perching and more chirping.
09/04/2013
00:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Intro - 9/4/13
Congress debates taking action in Syria, technology breeds robotic companions, and meteorologist Gary England knows tornados.
09/04/2013
05:47
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh
Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which, on the plus side, means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
09/04/2013
04:48
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Gary England
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
09/04/2013
03:30
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
John Prine
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
09/05/2013
03:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker
Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
09/05/2013
00:35
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
Intro - 9/5/13
Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
09/05/2013
05:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race
Mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America's largest transportation system.
09/05/2013
04:40
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
Smile File - Ariel Castro & The Eric Bolling Sunshine Express
Fox News' Eric Bolling recommends that more prisoners should hang themselves like Ariel Castro to save taxpayer dollars.
09/05/2013
02:52
The Colbert ReportS9 E145
Egypt's Stork Bust
With tensions running high in Egypt, everyone suspects everyone else of espionage, including birds.
09/09/2013
03:04
The Colbert ReportS9 E145
Ronald Reagan on the Syrian Conflict
Conservatives like Bill O'Reilly have an unconditional ability to know what Super Reagan would do at any given time.
09/09/2013
05:59
The Colbert ReportS9 E145
Billie Jean King
Tennis legend Billie Jean King talks about her 1973 "Battle of the Sexes" match against Bobby Riggs.
09/09/2013
04:57
The Colbert ReportS9 E145
Tip/Wag - Iowa, Bigger Pants & Recent Articles
Disability rights activists support gun permits for the blind, bigger pants make Stephen feel thinner, and recent articles ruin the fun in dissected human cadavers.
09/09/2013
03:42
The Colbert ReportS9 E145
Syrian Conflict Action Plan
Congress knows that the only thing less popular than attacking Syria is Congress, so clearly, Congress must approve an attack on Syria.
09/09/2013
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