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War in Afghanistan
Season 4 • 12/01/2008
Al Roker is our most potent weapon in the war in Afghanistan.
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The Colbert Report
S4
Thomas Friedman
Thomas Friedman wants the government to launch a green revolution with the same persistence China does through authoritarian means.
11/20/2008
01:32
The Colbert Report
S4
Christmas Special DVD Warning
"A Colbert Christmas" DVD is fun for the whole family once you get past the goat sodomy.
11/20/2008
07:30
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S4
Racism Is Over - Cory Booker
Cory Booker says we make a mistake if we ignore the wonderful differences that embody America.
11/20/2008
05:02
The Colbert Report
S4
MeTunes - Chinese Democracy
Axl Rose tries to steal Stephen's thunder by releasing "Chinese Democracy" on the same day as his Christmas special.
11/20/2008
03:11
The Colbert Report
S4
Operation Humble Kanye
There is only one way to stop Kanye West's arrogance, and that's with Stephen's arrogance.
12/01/2008
03:42
The Colbert Report
S4
Khaled Hosseini
Khaled Hosseini says the war in Afghanistan is a marathon, not a 100-yard dash.
12/01/2008
00:38
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 12/1/08
Stephen checks in on the war in Afghanistan. He can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while he hasn't been paying attention.
12/01/2008
00:03
The Colbert Report
S4
Good Night
Stephen says good night.
12/01/2008
05:18
The Colbert Report
S4
Roland Fryer
Roland Fryer details his innovative program that pays kids for good grades.
12/01/2008
04:48
The Colbert Report
S4
Tip/Wag - All Wag Christmas Edition
Stephen always thought any card that was blank inside was atheist, but one un-American greeting card company goes a step further.
12/01/2008
02:35
The Colbert Report
S4
War in Afghanistan
The best way to make heroin uncool is to get Al Roker hooked on smack.
12/01/2008
05:19
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - A Man Named Plaxico
Some are calling Plaxico Burress the Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub.
12/02/2008
00:48
The Colbert Report
S4
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
03:28
The Colbert Report
S4
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
03:58
The Colbert Report
S4
Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
00:36
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 12/2/08
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
05:41
The Colbert Report
S4
Jeffrey Goldberg
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
05:24
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
00:11
The Colbert Report
S4
The End, Not the Beginning
Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14
The Colbert Report
S4
NASA Spider Escapes
If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
04:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
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