The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/1/07
Season 3 • 05/01/2007
Is public radio destroying America? Stephen will tell us all about it in a quiet monotone.
Tip/Wag - ShrekThe Colbert ReportS3
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.
Bill BradleyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
First Democratic Debate for '08The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has a recurring nightmare where the Democrats take over the Senate and the House, and he cannot wait to wake up.
Mitt's Favorite BookThe Colbert ReportS3
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard.
The Word - Who Cares?The Colbert ReportS3
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart complains NASCAR is selling fiction by fixing races to appear closer than they are, but Stephen asks -- who cares?
NPR CorrectionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen offers a travel mug, tote bag and a book on quilting to NPR hosts to tempt them to air his inaccurate statements.
Malcolm GladwellThe Colbert ReportS3
Malcolm Gladwell explains that Colin Powell knew what would happen in Iraq because of his experience and Stephen claims knowledge is elitist.
Stephen's HorseThe Colbert ReportS3
As a child, Stephen gave up his velvet hat and jodhpurs to play center field.
Intro - 5/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wonders whether public radio is destroying America, Tony Stewart accuses NASCAR of fixing races, and guest Malcolm Gladwell defends making decisions without thinking.
Intro - 5/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
George Bush vetoes the Iraq funding bill, guest Gina Kolata says Americans are obsessed with losing weight, and captured terrorists: should they be sent abroad to be tortured?
HR 1591The Colbert ReportS3
Bill HR 1591 opposing the Iraq war was born May 1st, 2007 at 3:30 p.m. It died May 1st, 2007 at 6:10 p.m. Stephen is sorry for the Democrats' loss.
Gina KolataThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Gina Kolata what the one food is he can eat that will make him lose weight and make sure he never dies.
Mike GravelThe Colbert ReportS3
Senator Mike Gravel believes Spartans encouraged homosexuality because they fight harder for the people they love.
The Word - Better Safe Than SorryThe Colbert ReportS3
If your name sounds like a terrorist's name, Stephen urges you to prove you are not a terrorist by turning yourself in.
Battle of the SurfacesThe Colbert ReportS3
How would the Indianapolis Colts stack up against this weekend's Kentucky Derby winner? You cannot sack what you cannot catch.
Sign Off - ImpatiensThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has to get his inpatients in this weekend.
Conn IgguldenThe Colbert ReportS3
Conn Iggulden tells Stephen why it's so important for boys to play dangerous games.
Intro - 5/3/07The Colbert ReportS3
Secularism is spreading through Europe, Stephen profiles Virginia's 11th District, and guest Conn Igguden talks about the importance of childhood games.
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