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Season 8 • 11/28/2011

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05:22

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The Word - The 1%

Congress takes for granted American troops' willingness to make greater sacrifices than the rest of society.
11/17/2011
00:23

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Intro - 11/17/11

The congressional super committee struggles to formulate a deficit-cutting plan, and Susan Orlean discusses the life of celebrity dog Rin Tin Tin.
11/17/2011
03:49

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Thought for Food - Pushy Pops

Pushy Pops finally addresses the most annoying part of eating: the pause between putting food in your face and putting more food in your face.
11/17/2011
00:34

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Sign Off - Shout Out to The Black Belles

Stephen gives a shout out to his former backing band, The Black Belles, who have released their self-titled album.
11/17/2011
03:42

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People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2011

The old, glossy, multicolored lady has done the unthinkable by crowning Bradley Cooper the Sexiest Man Alive.
11/17/2011
05:19

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Siddhartha Mukherjee

Pulitzer Prize winning author Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses the history and science of cancer.
11/28/2011
00:09

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - MacBook

Stephen signs off with his MacBook Air.
11/28/2011
00:35

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 11/28/11

Mitt Romney launches an attack on Barack Obama, CNN unveils a new approach to journalism, and Siddhartha Mukherjee chronicles the history of cancer.
11/28/2011
05:44

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Tip/Wag - Barack Obama's Omission, Mitt Romney's Ad & Lululemon's Tagline

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism.
11/28/2011
03:25

The Colbert ReportS8
Violent Black Friday

The orgy of Black Friday Christmas shopping proves that America is back, and Americans will get their gifts by any means necessary.
11/28/2011
05:06

The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen Colbert's meReporters

CNN lays off 50 staff members, and Stephen gets in on the uncompensated future of news at the meReporters 6700.
11/28/2011
06:48

The Colbert ReportS8
Yahweh or No Way - Altered Catholic Mass, Papal Seat Belt & Offensive Vodka Ad

The Catholic Church revises the liturgy, Pope Benedict XVI gets caught riding the Popemobile without a seat belt, and a vodka ad offends Jews and Christians alike.
11/29/2011
00:20

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Sign Off - Tinariwen' Album

Stephen thanks Tinariwen for their performance and plugs their album "Tassili."
11/29/2011
00:34

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Intro - 11/29/11

Herman Cain's campaign gets rocked again, the Catholic Church makes a dramatic change, and North African band Tinariwen performs.
11/29/2011
05:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Tinariwen with Kyp Malone & Tunde Adebimpe

Eyadou ag Leche of Tinariwen discusses his band's Western musical influences and the band members' days in Muammar al-Gaddafi's rebel training camps.
11/29/2011
05:33

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Stephen Sondheim

Stephen Sondheim discusses the complexity of his characters and rates Stephen's performance in "Company."
11/30/2011
03:15

The Colbert ReportS8
Conservative Siri

The iPhone's archconservative voice recognition assistant, Siri, can neither locate an abortion clinic in Manhattan nor understand foreigners.
11/30/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
11/30/2011
04:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Newt Gingrich Denies Lobbying

Newt Gingrich denies the liberal media's charges that he raked in cash by lobbying his former colleagues and future fellow lobbyists.
11/30/2011
03:53

The Colbert ReportS8
Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank Update

Stephen honors Barney Frank's retirement from Congress with an encore presentation of his second ever Better Know a District.
11/30/2011
03:37

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Barney Frank's Retirement

The Tennessee Tea Party says goodbye to Barney Frank with a derogatory tweet.
11/30/2011
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