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Mug Shot
Season 1 • 10/24/2005
A good mug shot practically screams "innocent."
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02:23
The Colbert Report
S1
Russ Lieber - Candy and Air
Radio host Russ Lieber becomes enraged when he finds out that Stephen has gotten his own television show.
10/20/2005
06:04
The Colbert Report
S1
Jim Cramer
Financial expert and "Mad Money" host Jim Cramer explains why it's beneficial to invest in foreign markets.
10/20/2005
04:14
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S1
Un-American News - The Foreign Press
An English newspaper misunderstands the word "unlawful," Spanish television covers the Saddam Hussein trial, and Greek journalists use a quick-and-easy time-burner.
10/20/2005
02:28
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Love Handles
The Personal Responsibility in Food Consumption Act (known as the "Cheeseburger Bill") is passed, making it unlawful to sue corporations that sell fatty foods.
10/20/2005
04:08
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S1
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Inquisition
Stephen is disappointed that his audience thinks the man who invented the Frosty should stay dead.
10/24/2005
04:22
The Colbert Report
S1
Against the Pundocracy
Stephen strikes his first blow against the Schieffers, the Russerts and the Stephanopouli.
10/24/2005
06:31
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S1
Lou Dobbs
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
10/24/2005
01:47
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Pussy
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
10/24/2005
00:10
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Fract - The Wright Brothers
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
10/24/2005
00:36
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S1
Intro - 10/24/05
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
10/24/2005
02:12
The Colbert Report
S1
Mug Shot
Stephen Colbert advises Karl Rove, Jack Abramoff and Scooter Libby to start thinking about composition and lighting for their mug shot.
10/24/2005
01:56
The Colbert Report
S1
Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
10/25/2005
00:41
The Colbert Report
S1
Yet Another Day - Soup and Pets
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
10/25/2005
04:15
The Colbert Report
S1
ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
10/25/2005
03:55
The Colbert Report
S1
Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
10/25/2005
00:34
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S1
Intro - 10/25/05
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
10/25/2005
02:52
The Colbert Report
S1
The Word - Overrated
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
10/25/2005
05:27
The Colbert Report
S1
Greg Behrendt
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
10/25/2005
05:53
The Colbert Report
S1
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
10/26/2005
02:12
The Colbert Report
S1
The Pulse
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
10/26/2005
00:27
The Colbert Report
S1
Intro - 10/26/05
Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
10/26/2005
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