The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/10/11
Season 7 • 01/10/2011
Stephen admits to quartering a British soldier when he was young and experimenting.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ronald DePinho
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
The Colbert ReportS7 Shout-Out to Arby's
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Boehner's Large Gavel
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
The Colbert ReportS7 Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
The Colbert ReportS7 Fen Montaigne
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bull Sessions
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/10/11
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
The Colbert ReportS7 MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
The Colbert ReportS7 Snowstorm Preparation
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
The Colbert ReportS7 Lithuania Perfume
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Chris Hughes
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/11/11
Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2
Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
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