The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/10/11
Season 7 • 01/10/2011
Stephen admits to quartering a British soldier when he was young and experimenting.
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
Ronald DePinhoThe Colbert ReportS7
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
Shout-Out to Arby'sThe Colbert ReportS7
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
John Boehner's Large GavelThe Colbert ReportS7
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona AttackThe Colbert ReportS7
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
Fen MontaigneThe Colbert ReportS7
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
Bull SessionsThe Colbert ReportS7
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
Intro - 1/10/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra KoenigThe Colbert ReportS7
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
Snowstorm PreparationThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
Lithuania PerfumeThe Colbert ReportS7
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
Chris HughesThe Colbert ReportS7
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
Intro - 1/11/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of AngrinessThe Colbert ReportS7
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
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