The Colbert Report
Stephen Makes it Simple - Government
Season 2 • 06/20/2006
Mentioning Jesus in your speech is small government; doing what Jesus asked is big government.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition
Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
The Colbert ReportS2 Bill Gates
Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Risky Business
Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/19/06
Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bart Ehrman
Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/20/06
Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
The Colbert ReportS2 Marrying Snakes
Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
The Colbert ReportS2 American Goal
The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Everything Must Go
In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Makes it Simple - Government
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
The Colbert ReportS2 Truthiness Cheer
America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
The Colbert ReportS2 Don't Mess With Jesus
The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Episcopal Church
Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Insane Clown
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/21/06
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
The Colbert ReportS2 World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/22/06
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
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