The Colbert Report
Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
Season 6 • 02/04/2010
No matter who hermaphrodites are doing it with, it's straight.
The Colbert ReportS6 Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove
Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Office Pool
If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/3/10
Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
The Colbert ReportS6 Job Man Caravan
Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
The Colbert ReportS6 Be Almost All That You Can Be
John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 2/4/10
A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
The Colbert ReportS6 Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
The Colbert ReportS6 Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait
The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
The Colbert ReportS6 Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
The Colbert ReportS6 Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
The Colbert ReportS6 Office Super Bowl Ad Pool
Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Faux 'N' Tell
If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top
Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
The Colbert ReportS6 George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
The Colbert ReportS6 Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken
The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
The Colbert ReportS6 Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd
Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
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