The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Toby Keith
Season 2 E 116 • 09/19/2006

Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.

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07:04

The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Will Power

Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
09/18/2006
01:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Sign Off - Bust

Stephen is sending his bust of the president to the New York Times.
09/18/2006
04:22

The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Tek Jansen - Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!

It's time for Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure!
09/18/2006
03:55

The Colbert ReportS2 E115
The Word - Wiper Fluid

Some Republicans are seeing Bush's plan through the dirty windshield of their own military experience.
09/18/2006
02:54

The Colbert ReportS2 E115
Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have called it quits -- and it's all Osama bin Laden's fault.
09/18/2006
00:39

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Intro - 9/19/06

"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold."
09/19/2006
06:26

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Frank Rich

Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
09/19/2006
00:44

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
Sign Off - Fantasy Colbert Report League

Stephen explains the Fantasy Colbert Report League's elaborate point system.
09/19/2006
04:18

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
U.N. Week

Even if your country has a military coup, it's important to show a little respect at the United Nations.
09/19/2006
03:27

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
The Word - Tribalism

CBS takes heat for dividing its "Survivor" tribes based on race.
09/19/2006
04:08

The Colbert ReportS2 E116
ThreatDown - Toby Keith

Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
09/19/2006
03:11

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
Stephen's Sound Advice - High School

High school is just four years of your life. Tough it out and you'll never have to go through it again.
09/20/2006
00:58

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats

Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
09/20/2006
02:47

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation

Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
09/20/2006
02:10

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues

President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
09/20/2006
03:59

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
The Word - Lose

Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
09/20/2006
06:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E117
James Carville

Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
09/20/2006
03:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Golden

Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
09/21/2006
00:37

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Intro - 9/21/06

America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
09/21/2006
05:52

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Daniel Ellsberg

Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
09/21/2006
02:50

The Colbert ReportS2 E118
Days of Repentance Hotline

Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
09/21/2006
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