The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 02/01/2006
Nude modeling is the the only job at which Slate's Emily Yoffe has made money.
David MarashThe Colbert ReportS2
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and HamsterThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
Intro - 1/31/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
Fract - The American FlagThe Colbert ReportS2
Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
The Word - JesiThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
Lieber - Minimum WageThe Colbert ReportS2
Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American JobscapeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
The Word - You're WelcomeThe Colbert ReportS2
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
Intro - 2/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
Sign Off - Blue Collar WorkdayThe Colbert ReportS2
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
Emily YoffeThe Colbert ReportS2
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
The Word - Aggravated AssaultThe Colbert ReportS2
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
Christine Todd WhitmanThe Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold NadlerThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
Groundhog Day ForecastThe Colbert ReportS2
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists.
Stephen's Famous Five-Meat ChiliThe Colbert ReportS2
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
Sign Off - TiVoThe Colbert ReportS2
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
Intro - 2/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
Birth Day OffThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
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