The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 05/08/2008
According to an ad in The USA Today, oil is a zero profit business.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's Advice
Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
The Colbert ReportS4 Terrorist Nelson Mandela
Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/7/08
The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Justin Myers
Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
The Colbert ReportS4 George Johnson
George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
The Colbert ReportS4 Hasan Elahi
After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
The Colbert ReportS4 R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
The Colbert ReportS4 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
The Colbert ReportS4 Garrett Reisman
Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
The Colbert ReportS4 Gas Dollar
The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
The Colbert ReportS4 Big Russ
Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cold War Update - Russia
Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Cute Bears
America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/12/08
Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
The Colbert ReportS4 Dr. Mehmet Oz
Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"
As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
The Colbert ReportS4 Exclusive - Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence
Stephen asks Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke if the NRA is a great organization or the greatest organization.
The Colbert ReportS4 Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence
Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
The Colbert ReportS4 Hillary Drop Out
Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
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