The Colbert Report

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Season 4 • 05/08/2008

According to an ad in The USA Today, oil is a zero profit business.

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04:15

Stephen's Sound Advice - Karl's Advice
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Stephen advises us on Karl Rove's advice on winning contested convention.
05/06/2008
01:35

Terrorist Nelson Mandela
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Noble Prize winner Nelson Mandela is on the terrorist watch list and not even Condoleezza Rice can take him off.
05/07/2008
00:42

Intro - 5/7/08
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The terrorist watch list knows too many terrorists, Stephen provides more analysis of the primaries, and George Johnson will respond to six minutes of sustained shouting.
05/07/2008
04:13

Democralypse Now - Justin Myers
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Justin Myers has been in an isolation box working on election results for the show since Super Tuesday.
05/07/2008
04:58

George Johnson
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George Johnson and Stephen re-create one of the 10 most beautiful experiments.
05/07/2008
02:47

Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
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Stephen is providing a chance to audition for his elite corps of beautiful but deadly female bodyguards.
05/07/2008
05:18

Hasan Elahi
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After being accused of terrorist activities, Hasan Elahi decided to create a website documenting his daily activities.
05/07/2008
03:01

R.I.P. Albert Hoffman
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Stephen remembers the Swiss scientist who discovered LSD.
05/08/2008
05:29

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington tells Stephen that the Iraq war is John McCain's Viagra.
05/08/2008
09:14

Garrett Reisman
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Stephen goes intergalactic when he makes contact with a Hero floating in space.
05/08/2008
01:56

Gas Dollar
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The gas industry must have had a bake sale to pay for their ad in The USA Today.
05/08/2008
01:59

Big Russ
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Terry McAuliffe talks about Tim Russert's dead father, but it wasn't a slip of the tongue.
05/12/2008
04:30

Cold War Update - Russia
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Belarus expels our diplomats, China surpasses us in pollution, and Vladimir Putin relinquishes power.
05/12/2008
06:34

ThreatDown - Cute Bears
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America's biggest threats are airlines, women's softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears.
05/12/2008
00:32

Intro - 5/12/08
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Vladimir Putin relinquishes power, airlines save gas by flying slower, and Dr. Mehmet Oz talks about his new book, "You: The Owner's Manual."
05/12/2008
06:07

Dr. Mehmet Oz
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Dr. Mehmet Oz explains the more sex you have, the longer your life expectancy.
05/12/2008
05:34

Bill O'Reilly on "Inside Edition"
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As far as Stephen is concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in a confusing "Inside Edition" clip.
05/13/2008
06:29

Better Know a Lobby - Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence
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Stephen wants Brady Campaign President Paul Helmke to name one situation where you don't need a gun.
05/13/2008
01:18

Hillary Drop Out
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Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue.
05/13/2008
05:41

Jennifer Hooper McCarty
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Stephen asks Jennifer Hooper McCarty if having too many poor people on the lower deck sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
00:30

Intro - 5/13/08
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Stephen profiles an anti-gun lobbyist, and Jennifer Hooper McCarty explains what really sank the Titanic.
05/13/2008
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