The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women
Season 8 • 10/02/2003
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a champion for the women.
Intro - Job MarketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
Headlines - The Gleaning CubaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
CIA Leak?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
As You Leak ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
Bizarre Vagina RequestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
Old Debate RevisitedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
Rob LoweThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
Human Shield in IraqThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
A Farewell to ArmsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
Creed Isn't GoodThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
Moment of Zen - Champion for the WomenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
The Recall ProcessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
...mmm Kay?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
ApplauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
Weakened GetawayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you're traveling to Iraq to be a human shield, make sure to use a reliable Internet travel site.
Michael MooreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The only question on the ballot to recall Michael Moore as an elected member of the Board of Education: "Should we run this bastard out of town on a rail?"
Moment of Zen - We're Not Gonna Take ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dee Snyder and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not gonna take it anymore.
Mary Carey HeadquartersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry reports from adult film actress Mary Carey's headquarters, where a mystery develops over a delivery man and a pizza.
Arnold is GovernorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California, so Jon is going to have a Wiener Schnitzel.
Hitler GroperThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert announces Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of inappropriately touching Hitler.
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