The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - A Times to Kill

Season 11 • 06/27/2006

For us to win the war on terror, terrorists have to think that we're incompetent boobs.

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07:34

Lance Armstrong
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There are plenty of people Lance Armstrong would like to punch -- Jon Stewart is not one of those people.
06/26/2006
01:43

Intro - Parade and Basket
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Lance Armstrong's last three Tour de France wins were all done while riding a bicycle with a girlie basket in front.
06/26/2006
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Operation Candle Broadcast
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
06/26/2006
05:17

Headlines - The Apprentices
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If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.
06/26/2006
04:00

Box Lunch
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"Pink taco" is slang for awkward silence.
06/27/2006
03:04

Public Displays of Freedom
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America and freedom have been together a long time and should focus on a long distance relationship.
06/27/2006
01:16

Hope and Despair
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It's always great to know that hope and despair are happening at the same time in the Middle East.
06/27/2006
00:55

Daily/Colbert - Night of the Helen Thomas
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
06/27/2006
07:07

Helen Thomas
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Helen Thomas has been part of the Washington Press Corps for nine presidents -- her favorite was John F. Kennedy.
06/27/2006
00:29

Moment of Zen - Interview With Myself
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Senator Carl Levin accuses Fox News anchor Brian Kilmeade of interviewing himself.
06/27/2006
03:04

Headlines - A Times to Kill
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Vice President Dick Cheney finds three things offensive: public disclosure of a legally questionable program, Natural Light beer and Garbage Pail Kids.
06/27/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - Warren Buffett
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Warren Buffett does not believe in nepotism.
06/28/2006
02:41

War of the Words
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While our young troops fight in Iraq, the older people who sent them there are in a rhetorical struggle of their own.
06/28/2006
00:58

Daily/Colbert - Hoax
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
06/28/2006
05:18

Al Gore Pt. 2
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Al Gore wishes that President George W. Bush and his administration would see "An Inconvenient Truth."
06/28/2006
03:26

Warren Buffett's $31 Billion Giftaganza
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Because of Warren Buffett's $31 billion charitable donation, non-profits can stop sucking up to Angelina Jolie and Rob Reiner.
06/28/2006
01:08

More Gore
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Jon Stewart plans to ask Al Gore about the sequel to "An Inconvenient Truth," entitled, "An Inconvenient Truth to the Re-inconveniencing."
06/28/2006
05:04

Al Gore Pt. 1
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Al and Tipper Gore are giving 100% of the proceeds from "An Inconvenient Truth" the movie and the book to global warming research.
06/28/2006
05:38

Kevin Spacey
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Kevin Spacey has lived in England for three years and he enjoys the real debates in the House of Commons.
06/29/2006
02:16

Intro - Scarborough Country
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Jon watches MSNBC on mute and wonders if some guy's head is real.
06/29/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Fireworks
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Exploding dummies provide a cautionary tale on the Fourth of July.
06/29/2006
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