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Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
02/04/2010
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and redefine "Canada's History" in the most jaw-dropping terms imaginable.
06:42
Job Man Caravan - Peter Cove
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Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
02/03/2010
00:11
Sign Off - Office Pool
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If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
02/03/2010
00:31
Intro - 2/3/10
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Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
02/03/2010
02:58
Job Man Caravan
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Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
02/03/2010
02:50
Be Almost All That You Can Be
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John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
02/03/2010
00:32
Intro - 2/4/10
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A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
02/04/2010
06:12
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
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Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
02/04/2010
01:57
Hermaphrodites Can't Be Gay
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It is physically impossible for hermaphrodites to be gay -- they can be straight, double straight or double gay.
02/04/2010
00:59
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Fireplace Portrait
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The final item up for auction is Stephen's old fireplace portrait benefiting the Yellow Ribbon Fund.
02/04/2010
04:57
Formidable Opponent - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial
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Stephen wants to give Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a fair public trial until he hears Stephen's defense.
02/04/2010
04:50
Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History
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A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
02/04/2010
05:22
Jonathan Safran Foer
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Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values.
02/08/2010
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for the show, everybody.
02/08/2010
05:12
Sarah Palin Uses a Hand-O-Prompter
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Sarah Palin uses a hand-o-prompter and defends Rush Limbaugh for calling liberals "retards."
02/08/2010
02:50
Office Super Bowl Ad Pool
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Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras.
02/08/2010
06:02
The Word - Faux 'N' Tell
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If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress.
02/08/2010
00:12
Sign Off - It's Lonely at the Top
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Stephen's lonely at the top, and he can't imagine what it's like where you are.
02/09/2010
05:18
George Stephanopoulos
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George Stephanopoulos discusses his work on "The Week" and "GMA" over a Heineken.
02/09/2010
02:44
Celebrate Black History Month With Heineken
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The best way to rejoice in the achievements of our black countrymen is with a Heineken.
02/09/2010
06:52
Corporate Free Speech - Chris Dodd
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Chris Dodd proposes a constitutional amendment to prevent elections from becoming the Super Bowl of advertising.
02/09/2010
03:32
Alpha Dog of the Week - Markus Bestin
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Markus Bestin follows in the footsteps of Rosa Parks and Gandhi by fighting for civil man-whore rights.
02/09/2010
00:28
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South Park
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
01:00
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short Treks
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022