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Statue of Jesus
Season 6 • 11/10/2010
God won't know the difference if we convert the Statue of Liberty into Jesus by giving her a beard.
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03:13
One Hour in the Future
The Colbert Report
S6
Jay the Intern will earn a college credit by shooting Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now.
11/08/2010
05:43
President Obama's Expensive Trip to India
The Colbert Report
S6
Barack Obama doesn't have to spend $200 million a day on a trip to India when he can use Cisco's new TelePresence system.
11/08/2010
03:54
Cee Lo Green
The Colbert Report
S6
Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.
11/09/2010
06:00
House Oversight Committee Hearings - Abbe Lowell
The Colbert Report
S6
Abbe Lowell prints more business cards as the Republican leadership prepares to move America forward to the 90s.
11/09/2010
04:05
Decision Points
The Colbert Report
S6
George W. Bush's writing is so evocative, Stephen feels like he's right there holding that steaming pile of dog crap in his hand.
11/09/2010
02:49
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines
The Colbert Report
S6
A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore.
11/09/2010
03:28
Michelle Obama's Embarrassing Handshake
The Colbert Report
S6
Michelle Obama forces her arm between an Indonesian minister's reluctantly outstretched hands, as the corners of his mouth turn upward in the traditional sign of revulsion.
11/10/2010
05:49
America's Job Loss - Beri Fox
The Colbert Report
S6
Instead of extending tax cuts to help small business, Marble King President Beri Fox wants the government to level the playing field.
11/10/2010
00:04
Sign Off - Saltine Hors D'oeuvres
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen spreads his mayonnaise and mustard dip over saltines, then sprinkles them with paprika.
11/10/2010
07:48
Martha Stewart
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle the slices with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.
11/10/2010
03:25
Statue of Jesus
The Colbert Report
S6
America needs a bigger Jesus because God is looking down from space, trying to figure out who loves him the most.
11/10/2010
00:32
Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar Segment
The Colbert Report
S6
Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
04:41
Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar
The Colbert Report
S6
Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
07:38
Quincy Jones
The Colbert Report
S6
Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas.
11/11/2010
00:18
Sign Off - If It Walks Like a Duck
The Colbert Report
S6
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor.
11/11/2010
02:00
Stephen Trademarks Dated Catchphrases
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen will soon be the proud owner of the trademark for "all that and a bag of chips." You hear that, Frito Lay?
11/11/2010
00:36
Intro - 11/11/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Wall Street prepares to trickle down on poor people, Nintendo goes to court, and Quincy Jones wants a Latin Grammy.
11/11/2010
05:10
Stephen Absorbs Gene Shalit's Opinions
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen restores Lou Dobbs' opinions before absorbing the power of Gene Shalit's puns.
11/11/2010
01:57
Finding Mr. Goodwrench
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen admits to murdering Mr. Goodwrench and putting the body in a place where no one would ever look.
11/15/2010
06:26
David Stern
The Colbert Report
S6
NBA Commissioner David Stern discusses basketball's popularity around the world and the benefits of short shorts.
11/15/2010
02:26
Garfield and President Obama's Veterans Day Controversies
The Colbert Report
S6
President Obama celebrates Veterans Day by giving a do-nothing speech to a base full of active duty American troops in South Korea.
11/15/2010
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