The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - A Short War

Season 7 • 08/13/2002

A short war will not be good for Allan Park's business.

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Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
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Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?

Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
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Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
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Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
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This Just In - Chai Noon

The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
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Scott Ritter

It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
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Canadian Ass Candy

Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
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Headlines - Group Sects

The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
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Mark Your Calendar - August

Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
08/13/2002
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Moment of Zen - A Short War

Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
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Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
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Heat Wave

The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
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Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction

President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
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Econ Artists

President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
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Elvis Week

The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
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Words of Mass Destruction

The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
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Intro - Blue Crush

Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
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