The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Shrimp Toss
Season 8 • 09/18/2012
Stephen's butler tosses him a shrimp.
Intro - 9/17/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Middle East faces turmoil, Rosh Hashanah marks the Jewish New Year, and Harvard University President Drew Gilpin Faust joins Stephen.
Atone Phone - Ira Glass CallsThe Colbert ReportS8
The Atone Phone must share its number with yet another line, and "This American Life" host Ira Glass realizes that Stephen is America.
Mitt Romney's Libya CommentsThe Colbert ReportS8
An anti-Muslim YouTube film sparks fatal riots in the Middle East, and Mitt Romney claims that the Obama administration sympathized with the attackers.
Drew FaustThe Colbert ReportS8
Harvard University President Drew Faust describes the sociopolitical impacts of theCivil War, including the triumph of the human spirit.
Intro - 9/18/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign runs into trouble, Apple scores a major legal victory, and Jeffrey Toobin examines President Obama's relationship with the Supreme Court.
Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS8
CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Tip/Wag - Apple-Samsung Lawsuit & Tabloid ClashThe Colbert ReportS8
Samsung shamelessly steals a proprietary Apple design breakthrough, and two so-called news sources betray the public trust.
Mitt Romney's Secret VideoThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney stands by his secretly taped stance that half of Americans are mindless moochers who don't pay income tax.
Logo Makeover for USA TodayThe Colbert ReportS8
In a digital era where print media is struggling, USA Today is focusing its energy where it counts: the logo.
Sign Off - Shrimp TossThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen catches a piece of shrimp in his mouth.
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret VideosThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
The Word - Ask NotThe Colbert ReportS8
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
Intro - 9/19/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
Wife of JesusThe Colbert ReportS8
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
Itzhak PerlmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
Sign Off - Ask-O-MaticThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
Errol MorrisThe Colbert ReportS8
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
Mitt Romney's Hispanic OutreachThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
Vladimir Putin's Crane FlightThe Colbert ReportS8
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
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