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Sign Off - Shrimp Toss
Season 8 • 09/18/2012
Stephen's butler tosses him a shrimp.
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00:33
Intro - 9/17/12
The Colbert Report
S8
The Middle East faces turmoil, Rosh Hashanah marks the Jewish New Year, and Harvard University President Drew Gilpin Faust joins Stephen.
09/17/2012
05:15
Atone Phone - Ira Glass Calls
The Colbert Report
S8
The Atone Phone must share its number with yet another line, and "This American Life" host Ira Glass realizes that Stephen is America.
09/17/2012
00:07
Sign Off - Shofar
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen rings in the Jewish New Year.
09/17/2012
06:38
Mitt Romney's Libya Comments
The Colbert Report
S8
An anti-Muslim YouTube film sparks fatal riots in the Middle East, and Mitt Romney claims that the Obama administration sympathized with the attackers.
09/17/2012
05:44
Drew Faust
The Colbert Report
S8
Harvard University President Drew Faust describes the sociopolitical impacts of theCivil War, including the triumph of the human spirit.
09/17/2012
00:33
Intro - 9/18/12
The Colbert Report
S8
The Romney campaign runs into trouble, Apple scores a major legal victory, and Jeffrey Toobin examines President Obama's relationship with the Supreme Court.
09/18/2012
05:20
Jeffrey Toobin
The Colbert Report
S8
CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
09/18/2012
03:26
Tip/Wag - Apple-Samsung Lawsuit & Tabloid Clash
The Colbert Report
S8
Samsung shamelessly steals a proprietary Apple design breakthrough, and two so-called news sources betray the public trust.
09/18/2012
07:04
Mitt Romney's Secret Video
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney stands by his secretly taped stance that half of Americans are mindless moochers who don't pay income tax.
09/18/2012
04:16
Logo Makeover for USA Today
The Colbert Report
S8
In a digital era where print media is struggling, USA Today is focusing its energy where it counts: the logo.
09/18/2012
00:08
Sign Off - Shrimp Toss
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen catches a piece of shrimp in his mouth.
09/18/2012
04:10
Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos
The Colbert Report
S8
Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
09/19/2012
05:15
The Word - Ask Not
The Colbert Report
S8
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
09/19/2012
00:35
Intro - 9/19/12
The Colbert Report
S8
The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
09/19/2012
02:42
Wife of Jesus
The Colbert Report
S8
Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
09/19/2012
04:15
Itzhak Perlman
The Colbert Report
S8
Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
09/19/2012
00:06
Sign Off - Ask-O-Matic
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
09/20/2012
05:10
Errol Morris
The Colbert Report
S8
Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
09/20/2012
05:19
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach
The Colbert Report
S8
Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
09/20/2012
03:23
Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight
The Colbert Report
S8
Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
09/20/2012
03:31
Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto
The Colbert Report
S8
Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
09/20/2012
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