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Sign Off - Shrimp Toss

Season 8 • 09/18/2012

Stephen's butler tosses him a shrimp.

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Intro - 9/17/12

The Middle East faces turmoil, Rosh Hashanah marks the Jewish New Year, and Harvard University President Drew Gilpin Faust joins Stephen.
09/17/2012
05:15

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Atone Phone - Ira Glass Calls

The Atone Phone must share its number with yet another line, and "This American Life" host Ira Glass realizes that Stephen is America.
09/17/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Shofar

Stephen rings in the Jewish New Year.
09/17/2012
06:38

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Mitt Romney's Libya Comments

An anti-Muslim YouTube film sparks fatal riots in the Middle East, and Mitt Romney claims that the Obama administration sympathized with the attackers.
09/17/2012
05:44

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Drew Faust

Harvard University President Drew Faust describes the sociopolitical impacts of theCivil War, including the triumph of the human spirit.
09/17/2012
00:33

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Intro - 9/18/12

The Romney campaign runs into trouble, Apple scores a major legal victory, and Jeffrey Toobin examines President Obama's relationship with the Supreme Court.
09/18/2012
05:20

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Jeffrey Toobin

CNN's senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin discusses the Obamacare Supreme Court decision, Super PACs and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
09/18/2012
03:26

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Tip/Wag - Apple-Samsung Lawsuit & Tabloid Clash

Samsung shamelessly steals a proprietary Apple design breakthrough, and two so-called news sources betray the public trust.
09/18/2012
07:04

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Mitt Romney's Secret Video

Mitt Romney stands by his secretly taped stance that half of Americans are mindless moochers who don't pay income tax.
09/18/2012
04:16

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Logo Makeover for USA Today

In a digital era where print media is struggling, USA Today is focusing its energy where it counts: the logo.
09/18/2012
00:08

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Sign Off - Shrimp Toss

Stephen catches a piece of shrimp in his mouth.
09/18/2012
04:10

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Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos

Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama.
09/19/2012
05:15

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The Word - Ask Not

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney articulates a positive, forward-looking vision of what he wouldn't have done in the past.
09/19/2012
00:35

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Intro - 9/19/12

The Romney campaign unveils its new strategy, revelations surface about the life of Jesus, and world-renowned violinist Itzhak Perlman sits down with Stephen.
09/19/2012
02:42

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Wife of Jesus

Before he had a wife, Jesus was a party animal always turning water into wine and hanging out with prostitutes.
09/19/2012
04:15

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Itzhak Perlman

Acclaimed violinist Itzhak Perlman shares his early fascination with classical music and questions the Colbert Bump.
09/19/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Ask-O-Matic

Stephen uses his Errol Morris-inspired interview machine.
09/20/2012
05:10

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Errol Morris

Award-winning documentarian Errol Morris discusses the Jeffrey MacDonald murder case, the modern court system and his interview machine, the Interrotron.
09/20/2012
05:19

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Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach

Republicans need to produce more angry white guys if they are going to stay in business, and Mitt Romney encourages self-deportation.
09/20/2012
03:23

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Vladimir Putin's Crane Flight

Vladimir Putin's realistic crane costume will remind Russian citizens that any animal could secretly be Putin in disguise.
09/20/2012
03:31

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Mitt Romney's Hispanic Outreach - Esteban Colberto

Social conservative Esteban Colberto feels empowered knowing that he can throw himself out of America by his own bootstraps.
09/20/2012
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