The Colbert Report
What to Expect When You're Electing
Season 2 E 139 • 11/06/2006
The crypt keeper hopes you stay the corpse.
The Colbert ReportS2 E138Chad Walldorf: Portrait Winner
Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
The Colbert ReportS2 E138Sport Report - The Spirit Shop
Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
The Colbert ReportS2 E138Intro - 11/2/06
Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Ted Haggard's Media Field Day
Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139The Word - Happy Ending
An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Vote Your Conscience
Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Absentee Voting
Absentee voting is for people who can't put their country first for one day and find the local elementary school gym.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Mark Halperin
Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Intro - 11/6/06
Stephen covers Borat, reports on a scandal in the Evangelical church, and gives a run-down on how to vote.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139Saddam's Hanging
Stephen's hoping for a Christmas hanging of Saddam Hussein --and he'd be willing to air it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E139What to Expect When You're Electing
There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Better Know a District - Midterm Midtacular
Every congressman interviewed for Better Know a District has been re-elected.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Midterm Midtacular - Beatty & Bening Confirmation Call
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are on the phone -- live-- with Stephen right now.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Midterm Midtacular - Democrat Majority
The people have spoken, and apparently, they're tired of freedom.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Midterm Midtacular - Update from The Daily Show
Deep inside, Stephen Colbert is a bubbling cauldron of all that makes this country great.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Robert Wexler and Eleanor Holmes Norton
Since his first appearance on The Colbert Report, Robert Wexler has learned to be careful with what he says to Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E140Stephen's Final Thoughts
Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Jeff Greenfield
Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Intro - 11/8/06
On this episode, Stephen covers the rainstorm in New York, talks to CNN Political Analyst Jeff Greenfield, and wonders what to do about the flooding in his basement.
The Colbert ReportS2 E141Tek Jansen - Theme Song
The long wait ends -- it's Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen in The New Tek Jansen Adventure theme song!
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