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What to Expect When You're Electing
Season 2 E 139 • 11/06/2006
The crypt keeper hopes you stay the corpse.
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03:02
Chad Walldorf: Portrait Winner
The Colbert Report
S2 E138
Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
11/02/2006
02:31
Sport Report - The Spirit Shop
The Colbert Report
S2 E138
Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
11/02/2006
00:29
Intro - 11/2/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E138
Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
11/02/2006
01:28
Ted Haggard's Media Field Day
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
11/06/2006
03:08
The Word - Happy Ending
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
11/06/2006
01:55
Vote Your Conscience
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Stephen accidentally ordered only red balloons for the midterm election special, so if you want an exciting, fun, happy balloon drop, the Republicans have to win.
11/06/2006
01:06
Absentee Voting
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Absentee voting is for people who can't put their country first for one day and find the local elementary school gym.
11/06/2006
05:52
Mark Halperin
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Mark Halperin believes not many reporters watch The Colbert Report, and that's a problem.
11/06/2006
00:33
Intro - 11/6/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Stephen covers Borat, reports on a scandal in the Evangelical church, and gives a run-down on how to vote.
11/06/2006
02:48
Saddam's Hanging
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
Stephen's hoping for a Christmas hanging of Saddam Hussein --and he'd be willing to air it.
11/06/2006
02:12
What to Expect When You're Electing
The Colbert Report
S2 E139
There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
11/06/2006
03:12
Better Know a District - Midterm Midtacular
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
Every congressman interviewed for Better Know a District has been re-elected.
11/07/2006
04:05
Midterm Midtacular - Beatty & Bening Confirmation Call
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening are on the phone -- live-- with Stephen right now.
11/07/2006
04:04
Midterm Midtacular - Democrat Majority
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
The people have spoken, and apparently, they're tired of freedom.
11/07/2006
02:25
Midterm Midtacular - Update from The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
Deep inside, Stephen Colbert is a bubbling cauldron of all that makes this country great.
11/07/2006
03:04
Robert Wexler and Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
Since his first appearance on The Colbert Report, Robert Wexler has learned to be careful with what he says to Stephen.
11/07/2006
04:31
Stephen's Final Thoughts
The Colbert Report
S2 E140
Following the midterm election results, a flustered Stephen Colbert explains that he thought America would have lasted longer than 230 years.
11/07/2006
06:31
Jeff Greenfield
The Colbert Report
S2 E141
Stephen and Jeff Greenfield discuss the aftermath of the midterm elections, and Stephen asks questions Jeff has never heard before.
11/08/2006
00:24
Intro - 11/8/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E141
On this episode, Stephen covers the rainstorm in New York, talks to CNN Political Analyst Jeff Greenfield, and wonders what to do about the flooding in his basement.
11/08/2006
02:39
Tek Jansen - Theme Song
The Colbert Report
S2 E141
The long wait ends -- it's Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen in The New Tek Jansen Adventure theme song!
11/08/2006
05:09
Better Know a District - New York's 19th - John Hall
The Colbert Report
S2 E141
Newly elected New York Congressman John Hall, who narrowly won his congressional seat thanks to the Colbert Bump, sings the national anthem with Stephen.
11/08/2006
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