Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
Season 2 E 3 • 03/18/2003
Little Kevin asks a librarian to read some definitions for him -- slowly.
Karl Malone Needs Beanie BabiesCrank Yankers
Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
Birchum Gets an EstimateCrank Yankers
Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His WifeCrank YankersS2 E1
To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
Special Ed Calls a Music StoreCrank YankersS2 E1
In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
Kevin and Katie Call to ConfessCrank YankersS2 E1
A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
Gladys's Video Mix-UpCrank YankersS2 E2
Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
Barnyard NoisesCrank YankersS2 E2
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
Karate for SpoonieCrank YankersS2 E2
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
Ken Calls a Phone Sex LineCrank YankersS2 E3
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
Special Ed Wants to See a MovieCrank YankersS2 E3
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
Kevin Needs Help with His HomeworkCrank YankersS2 E3
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some ConcernsCrank YankersS2 E4
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
Cammie Wants a DeliveryCrank YankersS2 E4
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
Terrence Plans an OutingCrank YankersS2 E4
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
Car AccidentCrank YankersS2 E5
A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
Chip's HouseCrank YankersS2 E5
While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
Niles Calls a Portrait StudioCrank YankersS2 E5
Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone CallCrank YankersS2 E6
While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used CarCrank YankersS2 E6
A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
Gladys Gets Glued to a ToiletCrank YankersS2 E6
Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
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