The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Season 1 • 10/25/2005
In-store health care is the last step toward Wal-Mart becoming a sovereign nation.
The Colbert ReportS1 Lou Dobbs
Lou Dobbs thinks America needs to stop running trade deficits and fix its broken borders.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Pussy
Bush has got a tough hard slog with Harriet Miers, but pussying out now would send a signal of weakness to the homegrown insurgency trying to derail the process.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The Wright Brothers
Most people don't know that the Wright brothers were both American.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/24/05
Harriet Miers is under siege, great drinking cities are in danger and Lou Dobbs of "Lou Dobbs Tonight" appears on The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Benjamin Shalom Bernanke
You can tell by the way new Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke walks that he is an evolutionary leap forward from Alan Greenspan.
The Colbert ReportS1 Yet Another Day - Soup and Pets
The Colbert morning show, Yet Another Day, looks into the hidden dangers of petting your cat.
The Colbert ReportS1 Greg Behrendt Fields Calls
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/25/05
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Overrated
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
The Colbert ReportS1 Greg Behrendt
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial Soap
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
The Colbert ReportS1 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Pulse
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 10/26/05
Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Perspective
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip/Wag - Public Nudity Advice
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
The Colbert ReportS1 Outsourcing
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - The States
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
The Colbert ReportS1 Lieber - White Pumpkins
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
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