The Colbert Report

The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Season 5 • 02/02/2009

Stephen can no longer discriminate legally.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 1/29/09

All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb

Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
05:37

The Colbert ReportS5
John Podesta

John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
01:21

The Colbert ReportS5
Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached

Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
05:24

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - The Audacity of Nope

If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
00:14

The Colbert ReportS5
So Long, Farewell

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
05:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer

Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05

The Colbert ReportS5
It Could Be Worse - Iceland

Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
00:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 2/2/09

The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
02/02/2009
05:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Dan Zaccagnino

Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
02/02/2009
04:02

The Colbert ReportS5
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
07:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
02/03/2009
00:14

The Colbert ReportS5
All the Show We Have Time For

Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
02/03/2009
04:13

The Colbert ReportS5
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition

If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
02/03/2009
02:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Tom Daschle Steps Down

If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
02/03/2009
05:29

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Army of One

If Republicans do what Rush Limbaugh says, they'll get the only vote that matters: his.
02/03/2009
00:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 2/3/09

Republicans choose a new leader. Don't worry -- they're the same old ideas.
02/03/2009
04:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The Newberry Awards

Al Gore has already won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize and the 2000 presidential election -- he doesn't need a Grammy.
02/04/2009
00:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 2/4/09

Pope Benedict reinstates a Holocaust-denying bishop. Frankly, Stephen is skeptical of the evidence that he actually reinstated him.
02/04/2009
00:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Tell Your Friends

If you didn't like what you saw, Stephen will tell your enemies.
02/04/2009
03:01

The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin

Stephen explodes after Steve Martin walks through his eyeline.
02/04/2009
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