The Colbert Report
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
Season 5 E 17 • 02/02/2009
Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E16
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All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E16
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The Colbert ReportS5 E16
John Podesta
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The Colbert ReportS5 E16
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The Colbert ReportS5 E17
So Long, Farewell
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E17
Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer
Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05
The Colbert ReportS5 E17
It Could Be Worse - Iceland
Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
00:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E17
Intro - 2/2/09
The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
02/02/2009
05:35
The Colbert ReportS5 E17
Dan Zaccagnino
Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
02/02/2009
04:02
The Colbert ReportS5 E17
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
07:07
The Colbert ReportS5 E18
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E18
All the Show We Have Time For
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02/03/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E18
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition
If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E18
Tom Daschle Steps Down
If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E18
The Word - Army of One
If Republicans do what Rush Limbaugh says, they'll get the only vote that matters: his.
02/03/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E18
Intro - 2/3/09
Republicans choose a new leader. Don't worry -- they're the same old ideas.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E19
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The Newberry Awards
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The Colbert ReportS5 E19
Intro - 2/4/09
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The Colbert ReportS5 E19
Tell Your Friends
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The Colbert ReportS5 E19
Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin
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