The Colbert Report
Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
Season 7 • 06/06/2011
The Obama administration plans to replace the old food pyramid with a plate.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 Salman Khan
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/2/11
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal
Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Twitter Scandal
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Revere's Famous Ride
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Werner Herzog
Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Midnight Ride
Stephen reenacts Paul Revere's midnight ride with a horse, bells and a musket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press Conference
Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
The Colbert ReportS7 Scott Pelley's First CBS Broadcast
Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sugar Ray Leonard
Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 Apologies to Shimshamistan
Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
The Colbert ReportS7 Kim Bojang-ils
Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Hear No Evil
Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bre Pettis
Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
The Colbert ReportS7 Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote
Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Wants Small Bills
When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
The Colbert ReportS7 Better Know a District - California's 10th - John Garamendi
John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
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