The Colbert Report
The Word - Monkey Butter
Season 2 • 06/29/2006
Stephen proposes taxing Americans for having sex.
American FlagsThe Colbert ReportS2
If Congress can't protect our flags from desecration, we're going to have to teach our flags to defend themselves.
Intro - 6/28/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on The New York Times, enlists citizens to cover the news, and interviews former CIA agent Robert Baer.
Sign Off - Mr. Potato HeadThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen urges viewers to keep sending in pictures of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
Citizens in Action - Fondue It YourselfThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has created his own core of citizen journalists who will report on the concerns of real Americans like you.
The President's BFFThe Colbert ReportS2
President Bush and Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi are BFFs. Following their lead, Stephen makes his own Japanese friend.
Farewell, Supreme CourtThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen does not like the Supreme Court's decision that the Bush administration does not have the authority to hold military trials for inmates at Guantanamo Bay.
Difference Makers - Steve PelkeyThe Colbert ReportS2
Steve Pelkey's store in New Hampshire allows Massachusetts residents access to fireworks for the Fourth of July, making him the Harriet Tubman of fireworks.
Christopher NoxonThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
Intro - 6/29/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on a pimp tax, fireworks laws, a book that claims adults act like children and America's birthday.
Star JonesThe Colbert ReportS2
In solidarity with Star Jones leaving "The View," Stephen is also leaving his show -- for a week.
The Word - Monkey ButterThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen proposes tracing the sexual activities of Americans with a microchip that has been injected into the "dirty area."
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding WildfiresThe Colbert ReportS2
By staying away from people and cutting down trees, you can greatly reduce the chances of starting a wildfire.
Intro - 7/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discusses how more companies are cutting pensions, provides a special report on wildfires and interviews Amy Sedaris.
Wilford Brimley Calls - MexicoThe Colbert ReportS2
Wilford Brimley calls Stephen at 3 a.m. from Mexico to borrow some pesos.
Amy SedarisThe Colbert ReportS2
Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.
The Word - Silver FoxesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen criticizes the elderly and argues that you should only get to retire if you've earned it.
World Cup Co-ChampionsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen proves that since America did not lose to Italy, we are in fact co-champions of the World Cup.
Tony HawkThe Colbert ReportS2
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.
Coddling Our KidsThe Colbert ReportS2
Getting hit in the face with a utility ball teaches you something about life -- it teaches you not to get hit in the face with a utility ball.
The Word - PsychopharmaparentingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't know the long-term effects of medicating kids, but he does know the long-term effects it will have on the pharmaceutical industry.
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