The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Navy Seals

Season 7 • 02/03/2003

The cutest part of the war are the sea lions.

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05:29

Headlines - Better Off Ted
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Ted Turner's leaving to dedicate more time to his nonprofit ventures, but how much more nonprofit can you get than AOL Time Warner?
01/30/2003
05:15

Laurence Fishburne
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Laurence Fishburne talks about his role as the King of Cali in "Biker Boyz" and the return of Morpheus in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions."
01/30/2003
04:33

Ohm My God
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A helpful acronym for yoga rage sufferers to remember might be I.Y.K.Y.G.B.T.J., which stands for "If you kill, you go back to jail."
01/30/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Steve Case
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CEO of AOL Steve Case is optimistic about the merger with Time Warner.
01/30/2003
03:19

Back In Black - State of the City Address
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Lewis Black addresses proposed corporate sponsorships for New York City landmarks, the 2012 Olympic bid, and Christo's Central Park installation of 7,500 saffron bed sheets.
01/30/2003
00:40

Preview - 2/3/03
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Coming up next week, Rachel Harris investigates what's wrong with today's teens.
01/30/2003
03:55

Slow Times At Ridgemont High
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Less teen sex means fewer people with crabs, making it that much easier for sex partners to trace it back to Rachael Harris.
02/03/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Navy Seal
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Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
03:41

James Addiction
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By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
06:20

Doug Wilson
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Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
02/03/2003
03:48

Headlines - Navy Seals
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Sea lions are being trained to attack enemy sardines in the Persian Gulf.
02/03/2003
00:17

Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing
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A little girl dances and spins.
02/04/2003
02:43

Cannonball Run
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With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
02/04/2003
05:58

Kate Hudson
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Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
02/04/2003
01:11

The Wally Johnson Program
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President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
02/04/2003
02:28

Mark Your Calendar - February
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February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
02/04/2003
02:43

Slowdown Iraq - The Shields
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You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
02/04/2003
02:01

Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning
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The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
02/04/2003
01:43

Chem Fatale
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Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
02/04/2003
03:23

That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs
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SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
05:42

Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics
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Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
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