The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Navy Seals
Season 7 • 02/03/2003
The cutest part of the war are the sea lions.
Headlines - Better Off TedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ted Turner's leaving to dedicate more time to his nonprofit ventures, but how much more nonprofit can you get than AOL Time Warner?
Laurence FishburneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Laurence Fishburne talks about his role as the King of Cali in "Biker Boyz" and the return of Morpheus in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions."
Ohm My GodThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A helpful acronym for yoga rage sufferers to remember might be I.Y.K.Y.G.B.T.J., which stands for "If you kill, you go back to jail."
Moment of Zen - Steve CaseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
CEO of AOL Steve Case is optimistic about the merger with Time Warner.
Back In Black - State of the City AddressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Lewis Black addresses proposed corporate sponsorships for New York City landmarks, the 2012 Olympic bid, and Christo's Central Park installation of 7,500 saffron bed sheets.
Preview - 2/3/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Coming up next week, Rachel Harris investigates what's wrong with today's teens.
Slow Times At Ridgemont HighThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Less teen sex means fewer people with crabs, making it that much easier for sex partners to trace it back to Rachael Harris.
Moment of Zen - Navy SealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
James AddictionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
Doug WilsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
Headlines - Navy SealsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Sea lions are being trained to attack enemy sardines in the Persian Gulf.
Moment of Zen - Little Girl DancingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A little girl dances and spins.
Cannonball RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
Kate HudsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
The Wally Johnson ProgramThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
Mark Your Calendar - FebruaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
Slowdown Iraq - The ShieldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
Slowdown Iraq - Day of ReckoningThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
Chem FataleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
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