The Colbert Report
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Colbert vs. Davis
Season 6 E 11 • 01/20/2010
Stephen faces off against Shani Davis to win the last place on the U.S. Speedskating team.

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00:32
The Colbert ReportS6 E10
Intro - 1/19/10
Stephen needs a clean pint of urine before he can make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth discusses North Korea.
01/19/2010
06:38
The Colbert ReportS6 E10
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Tucker Fredricks
Stephen will crush Shani Davis in a speedskating race, but first Tucker Fredricks needs to teach him how to skate.
01/19/2010
04:58
The Colbert ReportS6 E10
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training
Now that Stephen has saved speedskating by raising $300,000, he's sure to make the Olympic team.
01/19/2010
02:37
The Colbert ReportS6 E10
Onward Christian Soldiers
Technically, "Jesus rifles" aren't a holy war -- they're more like an armor-piercing Sunday school.
01/19/2010
00:10
The Colbert ReportS6 E10
Sign Off - Teleprompter in Italics
Stephen leans sideways to read the teleprompter in italics.
01/19/2010
00:37
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
Intro - 1/20/10
Stephen races Shani Davis and tells the touching human story of how he overcame adversity to interview Dick Ebersol.
01/20/2010
02:48
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Race
Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to raise $200 million for NBC and prepares to race Shani Davis.
01/20/2010
06:44
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
Dick Ebersol
Dick Ebersol invites Stephen to cover the Olympics as a member of the NBC team and receives a check from the Colbert Nation.
01/20/2010
03:06
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
Boston Dream Guy
Stephen owes Massachusetts an apology after voters elect Scott Brown to the Senate.
01/20/2010
04:31
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
In the Field - Skate Expectations
Stephen finds out what speedskating really is and challenges U.S. Olympic speedskater Shani Davis to a race.
01/20/2010
06:27
The Colbert ReportS6 E11
Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Colbert vs. Davis
Stephen faces off against Shani Davis to win the last place on the U.S. Speedskating team.
01/20/2010
00:19
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
Sign Off - Raise Money for Haiti Relief
Don't forget to bid on Stephen's desk and watch Jon Stewart on "Hope for Haiti" tomorrow night.
01/21/2010
06:08
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
John Farmer
John Farmer reveals that the government misrepresented the responsiveness of the national command structure on 9/11.
01/21/2010
04:22
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
ThreatDown - Airport Security Edition
A senior citizen tries to board a plane with a sword hidden inside his cane, and an eight-year-old boy is on the TSA watch list.
01/21/2010
00:32
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
Intro - 1/21/10
Stephen reviews Obama's first year in office, examines airport terrorism and discusses national security with John Farmer.
01/21/2010
01:00
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Legendary Interview Table
Own the legendary interview table where Stephen was baptized by Richard Branson and tongued by Jane Fonda.
01/21/2010
05:26
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
The Word - Two-Faced
Either there are two completely different Barack Obamas, or conservative pundits are attacking him no matter what he does.
01/21/2010
01:29
The Colbert ReportS6 E12
Taliban Public Relations
Now that the Taliban has stopped cutting off ears, lips and tongues, they're appealing to a broader demo.
01/21/2010
06:20
The Colbert ReportS6 E13
Kati Marton
Kati Marton explains how she accessed her childhood in Hungary by obtaining secret police files.
01/25/2010
00:29
The Colbert ReportS6 E13
Intro - 1/25/10
An unlikely candidate emerges for a New York Senate seat, and Kati Marton remembers her tragic childhood in communist Hungary.
01/25/2010
04:34
The Colbert ReportS6 E13
The Word - Manifest Density
For the sake of the economy and national pride, Americans have to keep gaining weight.
01/25/2010
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