The Colbert Report
Colbert Platinum - Supermodel Statue
Season 4 • 09/15/2008
There are so many advantages to dating a golden statue of a supermodel instead of a real one.
David PatersonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks David Paterson how he can be nice and successful in politics.
Green Screen Challenge - Go NutsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's off next week, so go nuts on the footage from John McCain's acceptance speech.
Intro - 9/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain accepts the nomination -- looks like he called the Republicans' bluff.
Green Screen Challenge - John McCain's Acceptance SpeechThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain accepts the presidential nomination in front of a green screen so we, the heroes, can make him seem more young and vital by comparison.
Stephen Missed the ConventionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen may have missed the last night of the Republican National Convention, but it's not too late for a balloon drop.
Intro - 9/15/08The Colbert ReportS4
The press is treating John McCain unfairly. They're showing pictures of him without Sarah Palin.
Peter J. GomesThe Colbert ReportS4
Peter J. Gomes believes Christian churches today are not engines of change, but engines of conservatism.
The Word - How Dare You?The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain and Sarah Palin are not only saying they won't give answers, they're saying you can't ask questions.
Colbert Shopping NetworkThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's unautographed photo of Rick Springfield downloaded from the Internet can be yours for the low price of $350,000.
Another EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen got a call from the network, and he's been picked up for another episode.
Colbert Platinum - Supermodel StatueThe Colbert ReportS4
A supermodel statue is more emotionally expressive and it only eats slightly more than a real supermodel.
Thirty MinutesThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has got to work on making the show shorter.
Intro - 9/16/08The Colbert ReportS4
A sex scandal rocks the Department of the Interior, but from what Stephen understands, they were rocking each other's interiors.
Tyson SlocumThe Colbert ReportS4
Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil.
Financial Advice From GorlockThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gets sound advice from his financial advisor Gorlock.
ThreatDown - Icebergs!The Colbert ReportS4
Thanks to global warming, we've almost defeated the iceberg menace.
Rick ReillyThe Colbert ReportS4
Rick Reilly's charity, Nothing but Nets, keeps kids from dying of malaria in Africa.
McCain Attacks ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain has not accepted Stephen's invitation to appear on the show, so he has no choice but to spread horrible lies about him.
Country FirstThe Colbert ReportS4
Just imagine if our nation's greatest heroes had put bladder before country.
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