The Colbert Report
South Carolina's 4th District Primary - Bob Inglis
Season 6 • 06/17/2010
If it helps Bob Inglis win the primary, Stephen will spread a rumor about his affair with Nikki Haley.
Tip/Wag - Marshall Islands & Disney World FateThe Colbert ReportS6
BP operates its oil rig under the Marshall Islands flag, and a couple believes fate brought them together.
Intro - 6/16/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen hopes the surprising find in Afghanistan is Carmen Sandiego, and Devo performs from an album based on market research.
The Word - $tay the Cour$eThe Colbert ReportS6
Afghanistan is like a slot machine that America has been warming up for nine years, and it's about to pay off.
Obama's BP Oil Spill SpeechThe Colbert ReportS6
Obama unites the country with his speech addressing the BP oil spill, and Stephen finds an alternative energy source in Devo's belongings.
DevoThe Colbert ReportS6
Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald Casale employed focus groups to help them choose songs, blue hats and suits inspired by Kim Jong-il.
Brevity Is the Soul of TwitThe Colbert ReportS6
Comedy Central's Address the Mess will give a dollar to the Gulf of America Fund every time you heroes retweet Stephen's tribute to oil-soaked birds.
Sign Off - Retweet for the Gulf of America FundThe Colbert ReportS6
Comedy Central will donate one dollar to the Gulf of America Fund for every time you retweet Stephen's tweet.
Colbert Platinum - Summer Travel EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
A hotel in Abu Dhabi installs a gold vending machine, and fine-art transport companies shuttle your masterpieces.
David MametThe Colbert ReportS6
David Mamet believes the theater is dead because they're showing nothing but revivals that weren't good 40 years ago.
Obama's Simplified BP Oil Spill SpeechThe Colbert ReportS6
This is how you speak about the BP oil spill in the way Americans can understand: See Spot. See Spot spread. Stop, Spot, stop.
South Carolina's 4th District Primary - Bob InglisThe Colbert ReportS6
Bob Inglis should quit Congress and get a job at Olive Garden to convince the people of South Carolina he's not an incumbent.
Sign Off - Spare Cursed Monkey's PawThe Colbert ReportS6
Please send your spare cursed monkeys' paws Stephen's way -- he's got a bit of a zombie problem.
Fallback Position - Astronaut Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen admits to Steve Lindsey that he lashes out in zero gravity, has a spastic colon and needs a lot of time alone.
Joe Barton's Misconstrued MisconstructionThe Colbert ReportS6
Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional.
Wes MooreThe Colbert ReportS6
Wes Moore speaks to the importance of small decisions and role models by comparing himself to the imprisoned Wes Moore.
US Ties With SloveniaThe Colbert ReportS6
The call to disallow the US goal against Slovenia was totally unfair, and the rest of the world agrees.
Stanley McChrystal Talks to Rolling StoneThe Colbert ReportS6
General Stanley McChrystal must have been high on Afghani heroin when he criticized the commander-in-chief in front of a Rolling Stone reporter.
USA Board of Ophthalmological FreedomThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen becomes a certified ophthalmologist, and Professor Buttons performs Lasik surgery on Jay.
Gloria SteinemThe Colbert ReportS6
Gloria Steinem says men who raise the kids and take care of the house have better marriages, live longer and have better sex.
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