The Colbert Report
Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
Season 9 • 04/24/2013
The Curiosity rover accidentally draws a penis on Mars.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tiny Triumphs - Infrastructure & River Pollution
According to the ASCE Report Card, America can now proudly say that only 25% of its bridges are structurally deficient or functionally obsolete.
The Colbert ReportS9 Austerity's Spreadsheet Error - Thomas Herndon
Graduate student Thomas Herndon identifies little staggering omissions in a prominent academic paper, "Growth in a Time of Debt."
The Colbert ReportS9 Austerity's Spreadsheet Error
Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff's 2010 debt study inspires austerity around the world, but grad student Thomas Herndon debunks the results.
The Colbert ReportS9 Eric Schmidt
Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
The Colbert ReportS9 Scoobygate
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
The Colbert ReportS9 Danica Patrick
NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 AP Twitter Hack
A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
The Colbert ReportS9 Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
Stephen asks Congressman Matt Cartwright about his all-of-the-above approach to enema needs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gene Robinson
Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
The Colbert ReportS9 cOlbert's Book Club
"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
The Colbert ReportS9 Yelp Prison Reviews
One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - We Shall Undermine
If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Final Days of Straight America
As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
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