The Colbert Report
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Me Off a Piece of This Cake
Season 3 • 06/12/2007
Stephen again asks karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
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Stephen spoke at Knox College commencement last year and was given an honorary doctorate. He swore that if Bill Clinton spoke there this year, he'd burn the degree on the air.
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Stephen doesn't expect to get any awards for saying it, but he agrees with President Bush that no child should be left behind.
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Stephen gives America's education system an "A," President Bush is greeted as a liberator in Albania, and guest Michael Gershon believes there's a brain in the gut.
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On the date of the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, Stephen prepares a historical reenactment with the help of a karate champion.
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Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
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The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
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Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
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In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
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Stephen once again calls upon karate champion Igor Dyachenko to tear something -- this time a piece of cake.
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Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
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Stephen covers a 5,000-year-old caveman, a new surgeon general and a presidential candidate who will talk to him -- Ron Paul.
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Ron Paul is a constitutionalist and claims Stephen is confused because he hasn't seen one in a while.
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Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
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For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
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Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
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Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
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