The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Built To Blast

Season 7 • 03/12/2003

The United States attacks Florida.

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Phone-tastic

The U.S. demonstrates how strong its military is by divulging to the enemy where its camp is, and what its name is.
03/11/2003
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Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn is getting his chance to showcase his off the cuff, spontaneous brand of comedy in front of thousands of people with his new show.
03/11/2003
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The Sticky-Wicket

In addition to admitting to having Weapons of Mass Destruction and destroying them, the Bush Administration may mandate that he also sink a 40 foot putt.
03/11/2003
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Ad Nauseam - Badvertising

Dear old lady advertising sometimes crosses the line between good and bad taste.
03/11/2003
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FreeDumb Food

As troops gear up for war, the House of Representatives makes menu changes in the House cafeteria.
03/11/2003
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Dick Gephardt Pt. 1

Dick Gephardt and Jon discuss freedom fries and why he has no regrets on his vote to invade Iraq.
03/12/2003
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Come On! - Children

Rob Corddry wonders if the billions of dollars we're spending on the children are paying off.
03/12/2003
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Iraqi Army

If nothing else, the Iraqi army has proven it is well prepared for any banana peel landmines.
03/12/2003
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Moment of Zen - Formation

Helicopters fly with Iraqi soldiers dangling underneath.
03/12/2003
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Dick Gephardt Pt. 2

Dick Gephardt wants to inspire young people to get involved in politics and to reclaim America.
03/12/2003
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Headlines - Built To Blast

The government tries every diplomatic solution, but Florida had it coming.
03/12/2003
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March Badness

St. Bonaventure's offensive game plan this season mostly relied on the "get the ball to the welder" strategy.
03/13/2003
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Me Lucky Charms

On behalf of the American people, President George W. Bush thanks Irish diplomats for a bowl of shamrocks.
03/13/2003
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Tom Cavanagh

When Tom Cavanagh directs an episode of "Ed" he uses all the fart jokes he wants.
03/13/2003
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Moment of Zen - Thanks for the Shamrocks

On behalf of the American people, President George W. Bush thanks Irish diplomats for a bowl of shamrocks.
03/13/2003
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Death Row Disappointment

The 300th execution, since 1976, was going to be big for Texas -- not executing the retarded big, but big nonetheless.
03/13/2003
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Buffalo Soldiers

In Longford, Kansas it is now possible to get the thrill of the buffalo slaughter without any of the challenge.
03/13/2003
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress

In "The Hours" Nicole Kidman shows that she's not afraid of Virginia Woolf and that she's okay with big rubber noses.
03/13/2003
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Iraq: Are We There Yet?

The Coalition of the Willing, Spain and England, meets with President Bush while they wait for Lenscrafters to make their bifocals.
03/17/2003
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Moment of Zen - Bagpipes in Iraq

American troops preparing to invade Iraq play bagpipes on St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/2003
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Eric Alterman Pt. 2

Eric Alterman rips the media's effect on the 2000 election, saying their hatred of Al Gore was the reason Bush was close enough to steal the election.
03/17/2003
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