The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Built To Blast

Season 7 • 03/12/2003

The United States attacks Florida.

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04:31

Phone-tastic
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The U.S. demonstrates how strong its military is by divulging to the enemy where its camp is, and what its name is.
03/11/2003
07:46

Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn is getting his chance to showcase his off the cuff, spontaneous brand of comedy in front of thousands of people with his new show.
03/11/2003
02:31

The Sticky-Wicket
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In addition to admitting to having Weapons of Mass Destruction and destroying them, the Bush Administration may mandate that he also sink a 40 foot putt.
03/11/2003
02:36

Ad Nauseam - Badvertising
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Dear old lady advertising sometimes crosses the line between good and bad taste.
03/11/2003
00:45

FreeDumb Food
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As troops gear up for war, the House of Representatives makes menu changes in the House cafeteria.
03/11/2003
04:54

Dick Gephardt Pt. 1
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Dick Gephardt and Jon discuss freedom fries and why he has no regrets on his vote to invade Iraq.
03/12/2003
04:10

Come On! - Children
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Rob Corddry wonders if the billions of dollars we're spending on the children are paying off.
03/12/2003
01:37

Iraqi Army
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If nothing else, the Iraqi army has proven it is well prepared for any banana peel landmines.
03/12/2003
00:07

Moment of Zen - Formation
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Helicopters fly with Iraqi soldiers dangling underneath.
03/12/2003
03:12

Dick Gephardt Pt. 2
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Dick Gephardt wants to inspire young people to get involved in politics and to reclaim America.
03/12/2003
06:13

Headlines - Built To Blast
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The government tries every diplomatic solution, but Florida had it coming.
03/12/2003
02:54

March Badness
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St. Bonaventure's offensive game plan this season mostly relied on the "get the ball to the welder" strategy.
03/13/2003
02:01

Me Lucky Charms
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On behalf of the American people, President George W. Bush thanks Irish diplomats for a bowl of shamrocks.
03/13/2003
04:01

Tom Cavanagh
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When Tom Cavanagh directs an episode of "Ed" he uses all the fart jokes he wants.
03/13/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Thanks for the Shamrocks
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On behalf of the American people, President George W. Bush thanks Irish diplomats for a bowl of shamrocks.
03/13/2003
03:25

Death Row Disappointment
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The 300th execution, since 1976, was going to be big for Texas -- not executing the retarded big, but big nonetheless.
03/13/2003
03:29

Buffalo Soldiers
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In Longford, Kansas it is now possible to get the thrill of the buffalo slaughter without any of the challenge.
03/13/2003
02:24

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress
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In "The Hours" Nicole Kidman shows that she's not afraid of Virginia Woolf and that she's okay with big rubber noses.
03/13/2003
03:06

Iraq: Are We There Yet?
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The Coalition of the Willing, Spain and England, meets with President Bush while they wait for Lenscrafters to make their bifocals.
03/17/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Bagpipes in Iraq
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American troops preparing to invade Iraq play bagpipes on St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/2003
02:46

Eric Alterman Pt. 2
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Eric Alterman rips the media's effect on the 2000 election, saying their hatred of Al Gore was the reason Bush was close enough to steal the election.
03/17/2003
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