There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
E 3 • 04/02/2003
Kyle feels guilty for TP-ing his teacher's house.
South Park E2What an Inspiration
After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
South Park E2Unintentional Robbery
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
South Park E2Jimmy's Parents
Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
South Park E2Drive-By Shooting
After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
South Park E2Super Human Irony
Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
South Park E2Lock-In Standoff
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
South Park E2Legion Of Doom
Christopher Reeve is about to attempt world domination when Gene Hackman thwarts him by passing a ban on stem cell research.
South Park E3Hello Kyle, Going Somewhere?
Kyle still has nightmares of his crime, but Cartman won't let him tell the truth.
South Park E3The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
South Park E3Cartman's Conscience
Cartman confesses first in order to get less detention time. Kyle, Stan and Kenny get more detention.
South Park E3There's Toilet Paper On Your Hands Too
Kyle feels bad for toilet papering his teacher's house and has nightmares of the possible pain he has caused.
South Park E3Toilet Paper
The boys try not to look suspicious when they buy toilet paper at the supermarket.
South Park E3Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
South Park E3Josh Myers
In order to get inside the minds of toilet paperers, Officer Barbrady visits South Park's juvenile hall to question the most notorious toilet paperer alive.
South Park E3Uncle Charlie's Belt
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
South Park E3We Have to Kill Kyle
Cartman fears that Kyle's weak and wants to kill him before he confesses and brings them all down for what they've done.
South Park E3Toaster Tarts and Chips
Officer Barbrady calls the supermarket cashier to ID some toilet paper found at the crime scene.
South Park E3Death by Wiffle Bat
Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. It could take a while.
South Park E3Silly Voice
Officer Barbrady seeks further help from Josh. Kenny and Stan find out that someone else turned themselves .
South Park E3Butters Confesses
The boys go down to the station to see who turned themselves in. After 40 hours of interrogation, Butters convinced himself he's just plain bad.
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