The Colbert Report
Edward Snowden's Asylum Option
Season 9 • 07/18/2013
Edward Snowden petitions Russia for asylum, so Lindsey Graham wants to boycott the Russian Games.
Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Jerry Seinfeld discusses his role models and controls Stephen with his yelling.
Dysfunctional House Republicans & Immigration ReformThe Colbert ReportS9
The lamestream media says the House of Representatives can't get anything done, but the immigration reform bill is full of problems.
Food Stamp FundingThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans show they are willing to compromise on the farm bill by eliminating the part they refused to compromise on.
Rolling Stone's Boston Bomber CoverThe Colbert ReportS9
Up until now, Rolling Stone's covers always featured role models like Roman Polanski, O.J. Simpson or Charles Manson.
Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld puts no effort into his web series, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
Jeff BridgesThe Colbert ReportS9
Academy Award-winning actor Jeff Bridges theorizes about the afterlife and discusses his organization for children, the End Hunger Network.
Breaking News on College SexThe Colbert ReportS9
The New York Times nails the shocking evidence of college sex in 2013, 2012, 2010, 2008, 1997, 1988, 1976, 1972, 1968, 1967, 1963 and 1940.
Political Sex Scandals & New York City Elections - Eliot SpitzerThe Colbert ReportS9
NYC comptroller candidate Eliot Spitzer explains the role of comptroller, discusses the 2008 financial crisis and defends market regulation.
Political Sex Scandals & New York City ElectionsThe Colbert ReportS9
Sometimes breasts get in the way when San Diego Mayor Bob Filner reaches into hearts and souls, and New Yorkers overlook Anthony Weiner's previous indiscretions.
Edward Snowden's Asylum OptionThe Colbert ReportS9
As NSA leaker Edward Snowden continues to hole up in Moscow's airport, Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that America boycott the 2014 Russian Olympics.
Sign Off - Linguini WormThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen signs off alongside his closest friend, a piece of spaghetti.
Geraldo Rivera's Tribute to Helen ThomasThe Colbert ReportS9
Journalists remember White House reporter Helen Thomas with tributes, anecdotes, and in the case of Geraldo Rivera, a naked selfie on Twitter.
Minimum Wage & McDonald's Spending JournalThe Colbert ReportS9
Bill O'Reilly blames poverty on personal choice, and McDonald's creates a sample employee budget that excludes heat and health care.
Kjerstin GruysThe Colbert ReportS9
Kjerstin Gruys shares her book, "Mirror, Mirror Off the Wall: How I Learned to Love My Body by Not Looking at It for a Year."
Britain's Royal BabyThe Colbert ReportS9
The world is in the grip of postpartum jubilation over Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby.
Neil deGrasse Tyson's Alien TheoryThe Colbert ReportS9
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson wonders if aliens have already closely observed human behavior and decided not to visit.
Royal Afterbirth '013!The Colbert ReportS9
The royal family proves that inbreeding has not yet rendered them sterile, and Kate Middleton looks glamorous after giving birth.
Domino's Pizza DroneThe Colbert ReportS9
Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship.
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