The Colbert Report
Dennis Tito's Mars Flyby Mission
Season 9 • 03/05/2013
Dennis Tito wants to send a married couple on a 501-day space flight with limited toilet paper.
Sequestration & Obama's Sci-Fi FlubThe Colbert ReportS9
The federal government goes on a diet by shaving off two percent everywhere, and President Obama mixes up "Star Wars" and "Star Trek."
Kirk BloodsworthThe Colbert ReportS9
Witness to Innocence's advocacy director, Kirk Bloodsworth, discusses DNA evidence testing for death row inmates and his quest to abolish the death penalty.
Texas Gun Training Bill & Free Shotgun ExperimentThe Colbert ReportS9
Representative Dan Flynn wants to trim gun training hours from 10 to four, and grad student Kyle Coplen concocts a social experiment with more guns.
Obama's Israel TripThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama tries to wipe out his shameful record of never visiting Israel by visiting Israel, even though it could be awkward with Romney-fan Benjamin Netanyahu.
Obama's Israel Trip - Michael OrenThe Colbert ReportS9
The Israeli Ambassador to the United States talks about Chuck Hagel's Israel comments and Iran's nuclear position.
Intro - 3/5/13The Colbert ReportS9
President Obama says "Aloha" to Israel, and James Franco discusses his film, "Oz The Great and Powerful."
Hugo Chavez & Jon Stewart AnnouncementsThe Colbert ReportS9
The death of Hugo Chavez leaves a huge hole in South American politics, and The Daily Show gears up for a summer without Jon.
James FrancoThe Colbert ReportS9
"Oz The Great and Powerful" star James Franco chats about the "Wizard of Oz" prequel, wicked witches and "The Lord of the Rings."
Dennis Tito's Mars Flyby MissionThe Colbert ReportS9
Millionaire space tourist Dennis Tito will send a married couple to Mars for the noblest reason there is: impatience.
Voting Rights Act - Julian BondThe Colbert ReportS9
Civil rights pioneer Julian Bond believes that the 1965 Voting Rights Act -- and the 13th Amendment -- should remain in place.
"Snowquester"The Colbert ReportS9
Winter Storm Saturn sweeps the country, but the media has a much better name for it.
Thought for Food - Bloomberg & The Nacho Bliss PointThe Colbert ReportS9
Michael Bloomberg bans two-liter sodas from pizza deliveries, and the Nacho Industrial Complex discovers flavor combinations that create the greatest amount of crave.
Voting Rights ActThe Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to Alabama, the law that banned the silencing of African Americans is finally coming before the Supreme Court.
Brendan O'ConnellThe Colbert ReportS9
The contemporary artist explains why he paints Jif jars and classic American blondes shopping in Wal-Mart.
The BachelorThe Colbert ReportS9
What girl wouldn't want to be with an eligible hunk who has a successful career as a contestant from last season's "Bachelorette?"
Sign Off - Land of RomanceThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen signs off with a glass of Chardonnay and a rose.
North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda VideoThe Colbert ReportS9
North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
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