The Colbert Report
Dennis Tito's Mars Flyby Mission
Season 9 • 03/05/2013
Dennis Tito wants to send a married couple on a 501-day space flight with limited toilet paper.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sequestration & Obama's Sci-Fi Flub
The federal government goes on a diet by shaving off two percent everywhere, and President Obama mixes up "Star Wars" and "Star Trek."
The Colbert ReportS9 Kirk Bloodsworth
Witness to Innocence's advocacy director, Kirk Bloodsworth, discusses DNA evidence testing for death row inmates and his quest to abolish the death penalty.
The Colbert ReportS9 Texas Gun Training Bill & Free Shotgun Experiment
Representative Dan Flynn wants to trim gun training hours from 10 to four, and grad student Kyle Coplen concocts a social experiment with more guns.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Israel Trip
Obama tries to wipe out his shameful record of never visiting Israel by visiting Israel, even though it could be awkward with Romney-fan Benjamin Netanyahu.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Israel Trip - Michael Oren
The Israeli Ambassador to the United States talks about Chuck Hagel's Israel comments and Iran's nuclear position.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 3/5/13
President Obama says "Aloha" to Israel, and James Franco discusses his film, "Oz The Great and Powerful."
The Colbert ReportS9 Hugo Chavez & Jon Stewart Announcements
The death of Hugo Chavez leaves a huge hole in South American politics, and The Daily Show gears up for a summer without Jon.
The Colbert ReportS9 James Franco
"Oz The Great and Powerful" star James Franco chats about the "Wizard of Oz" prequel, wicked witches and "The Lord of the Rings."
The Colbert ReportS9 Dennis Tito's Mars Flyby Mission
Millionaire space tourist Dennis Tito will send a married couple to Mars for the noblest reason there is: impatience.
The Colbert ReportS9 Voting Rights Act - Julian Bond
Civil rights pioneer Julian Bond believes that the 1965 Voting Rights Act -- and the 13th Amendment -- should remain in place.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Snowquester"
Winter Storm Saturn sweeps the country, but the media has a much better name for it.
The Colbert ReportS9 Thought for Food - Bloomberg & The Nacho Bliss Point
Michael Bloomberg bans two-liter sodas from pizza deliveries, and the Nacho Industrial Complex discovers flavor combinations that create the greatest amount of crave.
The Colbert ReportS9 Voting Rights Act
Thanks to Alabama, the law that banned the silencing of African Americans is finally coming before the Supreme Court.
The Colbert ReportS9 Brendan O'Connell
The contemporary artist explains why he paints Jif jars and classic American blondes shopping in Wal-Mart.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Bachelor
What girl wouldn't want to be with an eligible hunk who has a successful career as a contestant from last season's "Bachelorette?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Land of Romance
Stephen signs off with a glass of Chardonnay and a rose.
The Colbert ReportS9 North Korea's Armistice Breach & "We Are the World" Propaganda Video
North Korea threatens to end its 60-year ceasefire with South Korea, and the world's most disturbing karaoke video foreshadows a nuclear attack on New York.
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