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Stephen Colbert Day
Season 3 • 03/26/2007
God save the queen and Stephen Colbert.
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04:45
Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13
Sign Off - Future
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29
Katie Couric
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36
Eleanor Holmes Norton
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
02:21
Mummy
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09
Torture Gonzales
The Colbert Report
S3
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
00:35
Intro - 3/26/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20
For Your Editing Pleasure
The Colbert Report
S3
Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31
Sign Off - Photo-Op
The Colbert Report
S3
Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21
John Perry Barlow
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
03:48
Stephen Colbert Day
The Colbert Report
S3
Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
05:40
James Fallows
The Colbert Report
S3
Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26
Madeleine Albright
The Colbert Report
S3
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19
Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
03:25
Tip/Wag - Drug Dealers
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wags his finger at drug dealers and tips his cap to GLAAD and mansheep.
03/27/2007
00:30
Intro - 3/2707
The Colbert Report
S3
Sean Penn insults the president, Stephen asks if we should go to war with Iran, and guest James Fallows discusses what went wrong in Iraq.
03/27/2007
00:13
Sign Off - Going to Bed Angry
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen encourages his audience not to go to bed angry with each other.
03/28/2007
05:44
Jabari Asim
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
03/28/2007
03:42
Claim to the Arctic
The Colbert Report
S3
Since no one yet has territorial claims to the South Pole, Stephen suggests planting an American flag and a Colbert Nation flag.
03/28/2007
03:47
The Word - Monkey Business
The Colbert Report
S3
With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science.
03/28/2007
00:33
Intro - 3/28/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
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