The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert Day

Season 3 • 03/26/2007

God save the queen and Stephen Colbert.

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Sport Report - NCAA Final Four

Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Future

Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29

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Katie Couric

Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

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Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
02:21

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Mummy

Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

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Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
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Intro - 3/26/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20

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For Your Editing Pleasure

Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31

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Sign Off - Photo-Op

Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
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John Perry Barlow

Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
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Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
05:40

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James Fallows

Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26

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Madeleine Albright

Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19

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Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush

Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
03:25

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Tip/Wag - Drug Dealers

Stephen wags his finger at drug dealers and tips his cap to GLAAD and mansheep.
03/27/2007
00:30

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Intro - 3/2707

Sean Penn insults the president, Stephen asks if we should go to war with Iran, and guest James Fallows discusses what went wrong in Iraq.
03/27/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Going to Bed Angry

Stephen encourages his audience not to go to bed angry with each other.
03/28/2007
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Jabari Asim

Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
03/28/2007
03:42

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Claim to the Arctic

Since no one yet has territorial claims to the South Pole, Stephen suggests planting an American flag and a Colbert Nation flag.
03/28/2007
03:47

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The Word - Monkey Business

With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science.
03/28/2007
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Intro - 3/28/07

Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007
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