The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert Day
Season 3 • 03/26/2007
God save the queen and Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Future
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katie Couric
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
The Colbert ReportS3 Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mummy
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
The Colbert ReportS3 Torture Gonzales
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/26/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
The Colbert ReportS3 For Your Editing Pleasure
Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Photo-Op
Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Perry Barlow
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Colbert Day
Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
The Colbert ReportS3 James Fallows
Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
The Colbert ReportS3 Madeleine Albright
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush
Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Drug Dealers
Stephen wags his finger at drug dealers and tips his cap to GLAAD and mansheep.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/2707
Sean Penn insults the president, Stephen asks if we should go to war with Iran, and guest James Fallows discusses what went wrong in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Going to Bed Angry
Stephen encourages his audience not to go to bed angry with each other.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jabari Asim
Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
The Colbert ReportS3 Claim to the Arctic
Since no one yet has territorial claims to the South Pole, Stephen suggests planting an American flag and a Colbert Nation flag.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Monkey Business
With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science.
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