The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert Day
Season 3 E 41 • 03/26/2007

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.

Watching

04:45

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Sport Report - NCAA Final Four

Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Sign Off - Future

Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Katie Couric

Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

The Colbert ReportS3 E40
Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
02:21

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Mummy

Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
00:35

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Intro - 3/26/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
For Your Editing Pleasure

Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Sign Off - Photo-Op

Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
John Perry Barlow

Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
03:48

The Colbert ReportS3 E41
Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
05:40

The Colbert ReportS3 E42
James Fallows

Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26

The Colbert ReportS3 E42
Madeleine Albright

Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E42
Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush

Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
03:25

The Colbert ReportS3 E42
Tip/Wag - Drug Dealers

Stephen wags his finger at drug dealers and tips his cap to GLAAD and mansheep.
03/27/2007
00:30

The Colbert ReportS3 E42
Intro - 3/2707

Sean Penn insults the president, Stephen asks if we should go to war with Iran, and guest James Fallows discusses what went wrong in Iraq.
03/27/2007
00:13

The Colbert ReportS3 E43
Sign Off - Going to Bed Angry

Stephen encourages his audience not to go to bed angry with each other.
03/28/2007
05:44

The Colbert ReportS3 E43
Jabari Asim

Stephen suggests blaming the pilgrims for the origin of the "N" Word.
03/28/2007
03:42

The Colbert ReportS3 E43
Claim to the Arctic

Since no one yet has territorial claims to the South Pole, Stephen suggests planting an American flag and a Colbert Nation flag.
03/28/2007
03:47

The Colbert ReportS3 E43
The Word - Monkey Business

With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science.
03/28/2007
00:33

The Colbert ReportS3 E43
Intro - 3/28/07

Stephen proves that evolution does not exist, says which countries are threatening America, and interviews author Jabari Asim.
03/28/2007