This Is Not Happening
Kurt Metzger - Jehovah's Witness Drama - Uncensored
Season 2 E 2 • 03/01/2016
Kurt Metzger describes the first person he hired when he became the manager at a video game store.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E1Dan Cummins - An Acid Trip to Vegas - Uncensored
Dan Cummins ofrecalls the time when he did a bunch of LSD in Las Vegas and completely lost touch with reality.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E1Andrew Santino - A String Cheese Incident - Uncensored
After Andrew Santino went to a jam band concert on shrooms, he made an ill-advised trade with a woman selling lemonade.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E1Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar - Camping on Mushrooms - Uncensored
During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E1Henry Rollins - Punk Rock Hyenas - Uncensored
Punk icon Henry Rollins tells a story about a woman taking him on a terrifying journey while they were both tripping on acid in the 80s.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E2Ben Roy - A Masturbation Accident - Uncensored
When Ben Roy couldn't find any porn on his hotel television, he started masturbating to what he thought was the sound of his neighbors having sex -- but he was wrong.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E2Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears - Uncensored
When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E2Kurt Metzger - Jehovah's Witness Drama - Uncensored
Kurt Metzger tells a story about being raised as a Jehovah's Witness and working at a video game store with a friendly crack dealer.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E3Kate Willett - Burning Man Plan C - Uncensored
When Kate Willett went to Burning Man, she decided to have some fun in the orgy tent -- but things didn't go as planned.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E3Mark Normand - Desperate for a Shower - Uncensored
Mark Normand reveals what happened when he didn't have hot water for a week and had to ask a teacher if he could shower at her apartment.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E3Artie Lange - Porn Pool Party - Uncensored
Artie Lange describes what happened when he went to a pool party in the Hollywood Hills and ended up in the middle of a sexual encounter he never anticipated.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E3Nick Swardson - The Worst Plus One - Uncensored
After Nick Swardson reprimanded his friend for being a mess at a Las Vegas party, he ended up participating in some very bad behavior himself.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E3Kyle Kinane - Drinking With Teachers - Uncensored
Before Kyle Kinane moved to L.A., he went to a bar to meet up with a friend who taught disabled kids and hit it off with another teacher.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E4Moshe Kasher - Pure Adrenaline Gangsters - Uncensored
After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E4Joey Diaz - Box of Soul - Uncensored
When Joey Diaz was growing up in 1970s New York City, he became friends with an older man and entrusted him with an important possession.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E5Christina Pazsitzky - Middle School Girl Fight - Uncensored
It was hard for Christina Pazsitzky to be a goth girl in the San Fernando Valley in the early 90s after her middle school was integrated.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E5Felipe Esparza - A Violent Journey to Comedy - Uncensored
Felipe Esparza explains how his downward spiral into gangs and drugs eventually led him to become a comedian.
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