The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Justice Is Bland

Season 14 • 05/04/2009

Justice Souter retires when most justices are only getting started.

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Moment of Zen - Giant Petri Dishes

Fox News reports on pigs spreading infectious diseases from a pig farm.
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Harry Truman Was Not a War Criminal

In Jon's estimation, calling Harry Truman a war criminal was a stupid thing to say.
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Obama 101

Fox News stocks up on holy water and garlic to commemorate Obama's first 100 days.
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Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman's son picks up hot 14-year-old girls by telling them Wolverine is his dad.
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Intro - Hugh Jackman Is Here

Guests don't get any bigger than Hugh Jackman.
04/30/2009
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Denis Leary

Denis Leary would normally say "douchebag" 10 times, but when he says it in a fireman's uniform, he's acting.
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Moment of Zen - List of Philias

Representative Steve King lists some philias.
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Three-Minute Confirmation Stick

Aasif Mandvi's three-minute confirmation stick determines where justices stand on abortion with 98% accuracy.
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Intro - Facebook Friends

Jon can't wait to meet his Facebook friend, Denis Leary.
05/04/2009
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House DC - College Bowls & Hate Crimes

Congress questions the fairness of the college bowl championship and whether sexual orientation should be added to the hate crimes list.
05/04/2009
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Justice Is Bland

What part of "lifetime appointment" does Justice Souter not understand?
05/04/2009
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Fareed Zakaria

Fareed Zakaria believes Pakistan is the most difficult problem the Obama administration faces.
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Bank Stress Tests

Josh Gad assures Jon that the banks won't fail their stress tests if they just follow the script.
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Intro - Alphabet of Stars

Fareed Zakaria is the last guest in the alphabet of stars.
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Moment of Zen - Dom DeLuise Remembered

Dom DeLuise is remembered in an old commercial for "The Cannonball Run."
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Republicans: The Lost Party

Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
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Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - GM & Chrysler

The dissolution of two of the most famous car brands may be bad news, but Chrysler has a plan to turn that frown upside down.
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Moment of Zen - Nice Tip

Barack Obama leaves five dollars in the tip jar of a burger joint.
05/06/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Busy

Stephen's too busy preparing his show to check in with Jon.
05/06/2009
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Where's the Chief?

Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
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Apakalypse Now

Pakistan President Zardari is in the wrong situation room talking to the wrong bearded extremist.
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