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Justice Is Bland
Season 14 • 05/04/2009
Justice Souter retires when most justices are only getting started.
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00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Moment of Zen - Giant Petri Dishes
Fox News reports on pigs spreading infectious diseases from a pig farm.
04/30/2009
01:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Harry Truman Was Not a War Criminal
In Jon's estimation, calling Harry Truman a war criminal was a stupid thing to say.
04/30/2009
03:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Obama 101
Fox News stocks up on holy water and garlic to commemorate Obama's first 100 days.
04/30/2009
05:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman's son picks up hot 14-year-old girls by telling them Wolverine is his dad.
04/30/2009
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Intro - Hugh Jackman Is Here
Guests don't get any bigger than Hugh Jackman.
04/30/2009
06:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Denis Leary
Denis Leary would normally say "douchebag" 10 times, but when he says it in a fireman's uniform, he's acting.
05/04/2009
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Moment of Zen - List of Philias
Representative Steve King lists some philias.
05/04/2009
03:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Three-Minute Confirmation Stick
Aasif Mandvi's three-minute confirmation stick determines where justices stand on abortion with 98% accuracy.
05/04/2009
00:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Intro - Facebook Friends
Jon can't wait to meet his Facebook friend, Denis Leary.
05/04/2009
04:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
House DC - College Bowls & Hate Crimes
Congress questions the fairness of the college bowl championship and whether sexual orientation should be added to the hate crimes list.
05/04/2009
04:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Justice Is Bland
What part of "lifetime appointment" does Justice Souter not understand?
05/04/2009
07:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Fareed Zakaria
Fareed Zakaria believes Pakistan is the most difficult problem the Obama administration faces.
05/05/2009
04:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Bank Stress Tests
Josh Gad assures Jon that the banks won't fail their stress tests if they just follow the script.
05/05/2009
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Intro - Alphabet of Stars
Fareed Zakaria is the last guest in the alphabet of stars.
05/05/2009
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Moment of Zen - Dom DeLuise Remembered
Dom DeLuise is remembered in an old commercial for "The Cannonball Run."
05/05/2009
04:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Republicans: The Lost Party
Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
05/05/2009
03:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - GM & Chrysler
The dissolution of two of the most famous car brands may be bad news, but Chrysler has a plan to turn that frown upside down.
05/05/2009
00:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Moment of Zen - Nice Tip
Barack Obama leaves five dollars in the tip jar of a burger joint.
05/06/2009
00:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Busy
Stephen's too busy preparing his show to check in with Jon.
05/06/2009
04:33
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Where's the Chief?
Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
05/06/2009
05:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S14
Apakalypse Now
Pakistan President Zardari is in the wrong situation room talking to the wrong bearded extremist.
05/06/2009
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