The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 132 • 10/17/2006
Stephen likes his new descending screen so much that everything on the show will now descend from the ceiling.
Intro - 10/16/06The Colbert ReportS2 E131
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
The Word - Russian DollsThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
The GOP needs something to help push the Foley mess off the front page, and Stephen has the answer: another, larger scandal.
CBGB'sThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise.
Barry ScheckThe Colbert ReportS2 E131
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
Anniversary CakeThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Someone very special to Stephen jumps out of his anniversary cake.
Second Year PortraitThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
As a way to celebrate The Colbert Report's anniversary, Stephen commissioned a new portrait of himself to be painted.
One Year AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Stephen gets choked up after realizing that he's affected Oprah's vocabulary.
Intro - 10/17/06The Colbert ReportS2 E132
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins.
Richard DawkinsThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
The Word - Irreconcilable DifferencesThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
To bump up the numbers of married couples, Stephen suggests we enforce gays to marry.
Descending ScreenThe Colbert ReportS2 E132
For the show's anniversary, Stephen has received a descending screen as a gift, as well as other descending things.
Sport Report - Smack TalkThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen encourages viewers to send in smack talk for the Saginaw Spirit's upcoming games.
Elephant VasectomiesThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the RingsThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
Intro - 10/18/06The Colbert ReportS2 E133
In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
JeopardyThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
The Word - SherlockThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
David KuoThe Colbert ReportS2 E133
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
eBay Portrait BidThe Colbert ReportS2 E134
The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
Intro - 10/19/06The Colbert ReportS2 E134
In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
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