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WWIII
Season 2 • 07/18/2006
This war could be another "Friends," but a cease-fire could turn it into a "Joey."
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02:54
The Word - T & A
The Colbert Report
S2
There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind.
07/17/2006
04:49
Tip/Wag - Arizona
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen tips his hat to Iraqi television, Wal-Mart and aliens, and wags his finger at the state of Arizona and Wal-Mart.
07/17/2006
02:26
One American Dollar
The Colbert Report
S2
Don't send Stephen Colbert $50, because that won't get you a durable, sporty Colbert Report tote bag -- which also doesn't come in red.
07/17/2006
02:08
Microphone On
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen didn't realize his microphone was on, and now his comments have been misinterpreted.
07/17/2006
01:40
Column Width
The Colbert Report
S2
The New York Times announces they're reducing the width of their newspaper by an inch and a half -- that's an inch and a half less of state secrets revealed everyday.
07/18/2006
03:08
The Word - Solidarity
The Colbert Report
S2
It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor.
07/18/2006
05:52
Dhani Jones
The Colbert Report
S2
Dhani Jones has the ability to be a mindless crushing machine, and yet he chooses to read poetry and listen to classical music.
07/18/2006
00:11
Try at Goodbye
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen has never been very good at goodbyes, but he's going to try.
07/18/2006
05:09
Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions - Bears
The Colbert Report
S2
This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion.
07/18/2006
00:33
Intro - 7/18/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen takes us inside the world of bears, linebackers and poets.
07/18/2006
03:15
WWIII
The Colbert Report
S2
If everything is still in existence by this time next week, Stephen is going to be very upset.
07/18/2006
03:21
The Word - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
The Colbert Report
S2
The NAACP is prejudging the president solely based on what he's done.
07/19/2006
04:49
The Convenientest Truth
The Colbert Report
S2
Al Gore says global warming means the world is coming to an end, but Stephen says the world is just coming to a new beginning.
07/19/2006
06:09
Joe Scarborough
The Colbert Report
S2
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
07/19/2006
01:16
Veto Virginity
The Colbert Report
S2
George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
07/19/2006
02:26
Oprah and Gayle
The Colbert Report
S2
There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
07/19/2006
01:13
Sign Off - Buck O'Neil
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
07/19/2006
00:33
Intro - 7/19/06
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
07/19/2006
06:03
Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
07/20/2006
03:54
Julian Bond
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
07/20/2006
00:29
Intro - 7/20/06
The Colbert Report
S2
President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
07/20/2006
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