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Season 11 • 03/27/2006

Wal-Mart has decided to make some serious upgrades.

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Moment of Zen - We Were Warned
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CNN airs a scary report about a potential oil crisis.
03/23/2006
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Headlines - Vice Presidential Rider
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Thesmokinggun.com uncovers Vice President Cheney's travel rider, which requests a private bathroom, a rifle, a gun and an old man's face wherever he travels.
03/23/2006
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War on Cheese
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Dan Bakkedahl travels to San Diego where the local district attorney is fighting to keep illegal cheese off the streets.
03/23/2006
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Headlines - Suspicious Package
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The 24-hour news networks make sure no American gets too comfortable or safe.
03/23/2006
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Headlines - Coke Blockers
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Alberto Gonzales calls a press conference to announce a major victory against drugs and terror, two of America's most vicious abstract nouns.
03/23/2006
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Intro - Manhunt
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A serial killer in Daytona Beach has a lot to do with drunk girls in bikinis. Riots continue in France, and Gerard Depardieu fights a mime for smelly cheese.
03/27/2006
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Peaceful Protest
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Ed Helms discusses illegal immigrants protesting in America. Many native Americans are missing out on protesting opportunities, and it's just not fair.
03/27/2006
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Snow White Story
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who uses a number of different classic fairy tales to illustrate the magic of college basketball.
03/27/2006
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Headlines - March Madness
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An anti-immigration bill instigates a protest. Orderly lines, non-burnt flags and sleeping babies dominate the streets of Los Angeles.
03/27/2006
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Moment of Zen - Sphere of Death
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A Fox News reporter goes inside the "Sphere of Death," a cage where motorcyclists drive around on the walls just barely avoiding the person standing in the middle.
03/27/2006
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Martsy-Fartsy
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While maintaining discount prices, Wal-Mart has decided to class things up a bit. Sushi bars, espresso bars and bathrooms that don't totally stink are among the upgrades.
03/27/2006
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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
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Fareed Zakaria reports that the good news in Iraq is that the U.S. has stopped screwing up but the bad news is that now the Iraqis are screwing up.
03/28/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Cesspool of Scandinavia
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
03/28/2006
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Moment of Zen - Group Photo
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President George W. Bush's Cabinet poses for a picture at the White House.
03/28/2006
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Headlines - Bail to the Chief
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If the Bush administration were a boy band, former Chief of Staff Andrew Card would be the vaguely likable one.
03/28/2006
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What's the Matter With Denmark? Pt. 1
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The offensive Muhammad cartoons revealed the depth of anger that the world has towards Denmark, the Danish people, their butter cookies and their monopoly on bottled herring.
03/28/2006
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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
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Fareed Zakaria doesn't know why America is copying France's immigration policies.
03/28/2006
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What Are We Doing to Pigs? - Fatty Acids
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Jon takes a look at what the scientific community is doing to pigs, ranging from making them as healthy as salmon to making them green.
03/29/2006
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Nail Biter
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Lester Kinsolving of WCBM Radio bites his nails to get noticed at the White House press conference.
03/29/2006
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Queen Latifah
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Queen Latifah talks about being a mammoth with booty and the promise and perils of turkey bacon.
03/29/2006
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Moment of Zen - Studio Fire
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CNN's Headline News anchor must evacuate due to a fire in the studio.
03/29/2006
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