The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 03/26/2012
Dr. David Page explains the evolution of the Y chromosome and the future prospects for males.
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate HeadgearThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
Airport Security for Senior CitizensThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
Dexter FilkinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Combat journalist Dexter Filkins discusses the disconnect between preconceived notions about other countries and the realities on the ground.
Intro - 3/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
Florida's gun laws come under scrutiny, the Romney campaign hits a speed bump, and Dr. David Page has new insights on the future of DNA.
Mitt Romney-Etch A Sketch ComparisonThe Colbert ReportS8
While political pundits and the other Republican candidates attack Mitt Romney for being "like an Etch A Sketch," toy sales are booming.
Stephen's Spring BreakThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen enjoyed 84 degrees on the islands while New Yorker suckers were stuck shivering in 82 degrees.
The Word - Dressed to KillThe Colbert ReportS8
Florida's Stand Your Ground law leads to the shooting death of teen Trayvon Martin, but top legal minds have other ideas about where to place blame.
David PageThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character.
Tip/Wag - Anti-Prejudice Drug & Dick Cheney's HeartThe Colbert ReportS8
Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor.
Intro - 3/27/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new pill can cure prejudice, there's an innovation in food delivery, and Charles Murray has written a book about the state of white America.
Charles MurrayThe Colbert ReportS8
Charles Murray talks about his book, "Coming Apart: The State of White America, 1960 to 2010," and suggests a way to address the growing division between the classes.
Barack Obama-Gun Control ConspiracyThe Colbert ReportS8
The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared.
Thought for Food - TacocopterThe Colbert ReportS8
Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns.
The Conservative TeenThe Colbert ReportS8
Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS8
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on ObamacareThe Colbert ReportS8
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
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