The Colbert Report

Craig Newmark

Season 3 • 10/18/2007

The founder of Craigslist found his job on Craigslist.

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The Big News
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When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
10/17/2007
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Intro - 10/17/07
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Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
10/17/2007
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Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet
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Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
10/17/2007
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Garry Kasparov
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Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
10/17/2007
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ThreatDown - Anniversary
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It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
10/17/2007
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Pumpkin Shortage
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If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
10/18/2007
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Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage Finance
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In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
10/18/2007
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Intro - 10/18/07
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Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
10/18/2007
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Sign Off - Portrait Unveiled
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Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
10/18/2007
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Global Scrunching - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
10/18/2007
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Craig Newmark
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Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
10/18/2007
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The Word - Absinthetinence
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America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
10/29/2007
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Richard Berman
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Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
10/29/2007
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The Last Infographic
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It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
10/29/2007
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Tip/Wag - Sleep Deprivation
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Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep.
10/29/2007
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Intro - 10/29/07
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The McCain campaign gets a technological boost, absinthe is in again, and guest Richard Berman opposes PETA and MADD.
10/29/2007
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Hail to the Cheese - Branded Killings
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After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On.
10/29/2007
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Sign Off - Rocktober
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Stephen honors the Boston Red Sox for punishing the Colorado Rockies and preserving the sanctity of Rocktober by adding a rock and roll creche to his bookshelf.
10/29/2007
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Earth Attacks - Georgia Drought
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Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
10/30/2007
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Massie Ritsch
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After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
10/30/2007
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J. Craig Venter
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Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
10/30/2007
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