The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 10/18/2007
The founder of Craigslist found his job on Craigslist.
The Big NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
Intro - 10/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
Sign Off - Revenge Is SweetThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
Garry KasparovThe Colbert ReportS3
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
ThreatDown - AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS3
It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
Pumpkin ShortageThe Colbert ReportS3
If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage FinanceThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
Intro - 10/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
Sign Off - Portrait UnveiledThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
Global Scrunching - Anderson CooperThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
Craig NewmarkThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
The Word - AbsinthetinenceThe Colbert ReportS3
America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
Richard BermanThe Colbert ReportS3
Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
The Last InfographicThe Colbert ReportS3
It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
Tip/Wag - Sleep DeprivationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep.
Intro - 10/29/07The Colbert ReportS3
The McCain campaign gets a technological boost, absinthe is in again, and guest Richard Berman opposes PETA and MADD.
Hail to the Cheese - Branded KillingsThe Colbert ReportS3
After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On.
Sign Off - RocktoberThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen honors the Boston Red Sox for punishing the Colorado Rockies and preserving the sanctity of Rocktober by adding a rock and roll creche to his bookshelf.
Earth Attacks - Georgia DroughtThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
Massie RitschThe Colbert ReportS3
After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
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