The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/11/06

Season 2 • 12/11/2006

How much time do you need to say, 'Yes Sir, Mr. President'?

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01:37

David Gregory
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NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
12/07/2006
06:30

Francis Collins
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Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
12/07/2006
02:36

Green Screen Challenge - Counter Challenge
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Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
12/07/2006
01:05

Alpha Dog of the Week - John Bolton
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No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
12/07/2006
04:00

Jack Kingston
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Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
12/11/2006
03:19

Defending Rosie
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Stephen defends Rosie O'Donnell since he knows what it's like to be attacked by the Peking PC police.
12/11/2006
01:16

The White Christmas Album
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Look, John Lennon, keep your hippie politics out of Stephen's Christmas carols.
12/11/2006
06:37

Peter Singer
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"The Ethics of What We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter" author Dr. Peter Singer tells Stephen that human beings are speciesists.
12/11/2006
00:48

Got Your Back
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Stephen doesn't have time to answer your letters, but he can send out a few confidential replies.
12/11/2006
03:36

ThreatDown - Christmas Style
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Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats.
12/11/2006
00:35

Intro - 12/11/06
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Stephen questions Congress' five-day work week, and discusses the biggest threats in this year's war on Christmas.
12/11/2006
03:37

Better Know a District - New Members of Congress at the Kennedy School
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Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts, but Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government.
12/12/2006
00:18

Sign Off - Post-Show Taco Bell Chalupa Chow-Down
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With another flawless show under his belt, Stephen's ready for his usual post-show Taco Bell chalupa chow-down. Mmm, chalupa meat.
12/12/2006
01:43

Augusto Pinochet's Coup
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Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral.
12/12/2006
05:09

Dan Savage
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Stephen and sex columnist Dan Savage reveal their porn names.
12/12/2006
02:26

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year
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Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006.
12/12/2006
03:06

Shout Out! - Beef Hammer Flag
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Stephen gives a shout out to two soldiers stationed in Afghanistan who sent him an American flag flown during Mission Beef Hammer.
12/12/2006
00:28

Intro - 12/12/06
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America moves on from the Iraq Study Group report, Better Know a District returns, and Stephen advises gay sex columnist Dan Savage.
12/12/2006
03:11

The Word - Casualty of War
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The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high?
12/12/2006
04:35

Stephen Jr.'s Christmas Miracle
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Despite a solar power snafu, Stephen Jr. has been located -- unfortunately in Canada.
12/13/2006
06:14

Doris Kearns Goodwin
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Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin tells Stephen that if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he might be the host of The Colbert Report.
12/13/2006
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